[ange7]

Originally posted by Captain.Remy
'Do you know what ? You smell exactly like your mum's vagina. It's curious because I smelled the same after I *****ed her, weird isn't it ? Looks like you did the same thing I did. She is hot, dude.'

Everybody started laughing in the bar, the guy was SO humiliated.

Yeah, I'm not the person you want to mess with, especially at night.

aww dude! ...mf

[Annie]

Mmm god I dont know. I wish I could remember some of them cos I was epic for it.

Most of mine are like "any new AIDS treatments been announced?"

[Shaun]

Earlier, I took 4p out of my wallet, threw it at one of my friends and said "Listen, love, do us a favour? Go and buy something pretty, lord knows you could do with it."

I was quite pleased with that.

[*mazedsalv**]

To my friend:
"Dress properly and make an effort on your face and then you will look less like a tramp"

"Look behind you, your leaving a trail of **** cos thats all you talk"
Said that today actually.

"Im suprised that your parents didnt abandon you when you were born!"

All of these were not said in a serious argument.