[hennessy]

Here's a tip
When your loved one goes to bed each night, stick a nicotene patch on their person, when you wake if it hasn't fallen off take it off.
That way every time your patners leaves you they'll have a strange craving that can only be satisfied when they come back to you.




Disclaimer: this will not work and if you have tried this than you should really have a good think about what you did and maybe if you're mature enough to be on the internet

[Appearance_Of_A_Junky]

You stole that!, lol, I remember hearing it years ago, can't remember which comedian it was though.

[hennessy]

lol it was in viz tips.
I just remembered today/
My god you calling me on every joke today lol

[Josy]

Lol @ the disclaimer

(Its funnier than the joke tbh)

[hennessy]

Originally posted by Josy
Lol @ the disclaimer

(Its funnier than the joke tbh)

ty

[Visage]

Ha ha !!!

[Appearance_Of_A_Junky]

Originally posted by hennessy
lol it was in viz tips.
I just remembered today/
My god you calling me on every joke today lol

Only the ones I know

Thats interesting you saw it in viz. I definately heard someone say it, looks like someone stole it before you as well then, lol.

Most of my jokes are stolen, but its rare its gets called out, then I claim its an homage to the joke.