[Dr.Gonzo]

Originally Posted by arsenalforever

the good doctor speaks from the grave brillant

Or burn me while I'm buried. Can you imagine, hot fiya coming from the ground?! The devil, the devil is coming! Praise Jesus, the devil is coming to burn us for owah sinSss! Repent. He hars risen and he smokes the herb. JEsUs sayve Us-ah.

[arsenalforever]

Originally Posted by Dr.Gonzo

Or burn me while I'm buried. Can you imagine, hot fiya coming from the ground?! The devil, the devil is coming! Praise Jesus, the devil is coming to burn us for owah sinSss! Repent. He hars risen and he smokes the herb. JEsUs sayve Us-ah.

The good Doctor would hit them with a tab of acid make the pain go away

[Tom4784]

What a cantankorous old *****. If people want pop music played at their funeral then why not? It's the final time something will be all about them so they should be allowed to have it how they want it. The customer is always right after all.

[Dr.Gonzo]

Originally Posted by Dezzy

What a cantankorous old *****. If people want pop music played at their funeral then why not? It's the final time something will be all about them so they should be allowed to have it how they want it. The customer is always right after all.

Yes. Even when the customer is dead

[Niamh.]

Originally Posted by arsenalforever

do you think the hubby bury you alive Niamh?

Not on purpose I hope!

[arsenalforever]

Originally Posted by Niamhxo

Not on purpose I hope!

[Tom4784]

Originally Posted by Dr.Gonzo

Yes. Even when the customer is dead

indeed.

[Crimson Dynamo]

Originally Posted by Dezzy

What a cantankorous old *****. If people want pop music played at their funeral then why not? It's the final time something will be all about them so they should be allowed to have it how they want it. The customer is always right after all.

and there in lies your and their mistake. You are not a customer and it is not like booking a dj for a friends reunited reunion.

if you try and understand what a Christian funeral is and entails then you can see the chap's point without resorting to name calling.

imagine what it may be like to do 3-4 funerals per week, see all the sorrow etc . Most people do 3-4 in a lifetime.

[Scarlett.]

I'm going to have Rock DJ played at my funeral, then rise from the dead and begin pulling my skin of while all da women skate around meh


Helllls yeah

[Prole]

The answer is, boycott the joyless, miserable, mealy-mouthed Christian service, and have a Humanist service, or a Pagan service. Something that's a bit of a celebration of the person's life rather than a ceremony where a miserable old sod can refuse you a song that might comfort you, but allow you to have a 200 year old durge about burning in hell and being a hopeless sinner.

[Crimson Dynamo]

Originally Posted by Prole

The answer is, boycott the joyless, miserable, mealy-mouthed Christian service, and have a Humanist service, or a Pagan service. Something that's a bit of a celebration of the person's life rather than a ceremony where a miserable old sod can refuse you a song that might comfort you, but allow you to have a 200 year old durge about burning in hell and being a hopeless sinner.

lol at all you lot who think this is something that you pick like a venue for a LG&T monthly beano

[Prole]

Originally Posted by LeatherTrumpet

lol at all you lot who think this is something that you pick like a venue for a LG&T monthly beano

LOL at you people who think you have the monopoly on both grief and good taste.

And LOL at those who cannot express themselves without emoticons.

http://http://www.humanism.org.uk/ce...rals-memorials

[Tom4784]

Originally Posted by LeatherTrumpet

and there in lies your and their mistake. You are not a customer and it is not like booking a dj for a friends reunited reunion.

if you try and understand what a Christian funeral is and entails then you can see the chap's point without resorting to name calling.

imagine what it may be like to do 3-4 funerals per week, see all the sorrow etc . Most people do 3-4 in a lifetime.

Money exchanges hands does it not? People pay to have a funeral in a church correct? Then they have the right to decide how the service goes. This vicar's policy will probably end up being reversed by his superiors since it will dent into the church's profit.

If he can't cope with so many funerals then perhaps he should look at another job since they kind of come with the territory.

[Tom4784]

Originally Posted by LeatherTrumpet

lol at all you lot who think this is something that you pick like a venue for a LG&T monthly beano

What makes you think just because you're christian you know better then everyone else? How people decide to have their funeral is their business, there is no right or wrong way of doing it.

[Dr.Gonzo]

And the Lord said, 'Noah_87, you have sinned lol!1 You used to be thy m8, but now i shall punish thee with ownage..... '