[Jessica.]

A very famous man was found dead in his own home yesterday morning, the full details have not been revealed. His death has affected the lives of many. Famous as a result of his television show, Mr Digby has died due to mysterious circumstances. Some say he killed himself, others say he was murdered. Another popular theory is accidental death due to strange methods of enhancing pleasure. I will reveal more of the investigation later today.

Suspects: None confirmed.

[Patrick]

Originally Posted by Jessica..

A very famous man was found dead in his own home yesterday morning, the full details have not been revealed. His death has affected the lives of many.

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PMSL Hes not Michael Jackson, who the feck is he anyway?

Looks like a right poser in that pic at the front page.