[Vicky.]

Originally Posted by Iceman

how is he not banned yet?

He is, but I think admin have to do something to stop him being able to send u2us...as normally you can PM when you are banned :/

[Iceman]

Originally Posted by Vicky.

He is, but I think admin have to do something to stop him being able to send u2us...as normally you can PM when you are banned :/

Oh right, didnt know that, never been banned..........

[Jayson]

Originally Posted by Shaun

Best picture ever

[Shaun]

United Kingdom
After years of failed attempts as the Eurovision song contest GB desides to go controversial with their song-

'Cos she likes the girls!

'You don't like Penis you like fanny, and I proberly bet you've *****ed my nanny, Festivals, Lights, Camera and-action, Just want to see your face and your- reaction, I love days by the seaside and days by the coast, I love it when you mess up and burn my toast, I see the way you look at her with that greedy smile, you ain't looked at me like that for a while, it's obvious your bisexual cos you glance at the females, your not licking your lips at the males,

Cos she's a funny one yes she is, she always bats for both teams, she has lots of dreams about both of them sides, and she'd use any of them as on fairgound rides, Cos she likes the girls, da,da,da,da,do,dah,dah,dah, She plaits her hair in curls and waltzes out the door, dosen't care for me no more cos she's a dirty haw! Anything you touch you expect to touch your rabbit hutch!

I confronted you on the landing above the stairs, I knew you were lying cos up stood your hairs, and by hairs I do not mean your pubes cos I ain't seen them for ages and you ain't seen my tube. I said if you were upfront with me then that would be fine, you got distracted and started drinking some wine, I took the bottle and I smashed it over your head, and at the point I wished that you were dead, but you woke up and I asked you again, I asked if you fancied that girl from the post office called Elaine, you said no, marched out the door, hated me but still I wanted more, I'd kick a fuss and make a choice to bring her back and hear her voice cos all I wanted was what was right, for me and her to ***** right through the night, but how could I do it with someone who I doubted they're reasons, I decided that I'd ask her next season,

Cos she's a funny one yes she is, she always bats for both teams, she has lots of dreams about both of them sides, and she'd use any of them as on fairgound rides, Cos she likes the girls, da,da,da,da,do,dah,dah,dah, She plaits her hair in curls and waltzes out the door, dosen't care for me no more cos she's a dirty haw!

Woke up next morning with a smile on my face and a morning glory, note through the door about an election tory, got downstairs to see something on the side, a note from you saying you've taken me for a ride, packed your stuff pissed off in many ways, gone abroad for years and loads of days, in a way I was glad but yet I was unhappy, cos I didn't know whether you liked a penis or a fanny, I still respect you, of course I do, but I could see you, but not love you though I didn't know who, in a relashionship honesty is the best policy and for all your lies I just couldn't stand no more.

Cos she's a funny one yes she is, she always bats for both teams, she has lots of dreams about both of them sides, and she'd use any of them as on fairgound rides, Cos she likes the girls, da,da,da,da,do,dah,dah,dah, She plaits her hair in curls and waltzes out the door, dosen't care for me no more cos she's a dirty haw! And now I still repect her and she was a great ***** however I might as well been *****ing a duck she lied and she cheated and played people's games, and now our relashionship has gone up in flames-


About the artist- Ceaser Jupitus

Nineteen year old Ceaser is a student from Bristol studying music, he was spotted at open auditions with his fiery controversial tune wich will get the United Kingdom noticed. Ceaser plays a guitar at one point.



Now there will be 8 background dancers in prison cages and 2 more in an open top car, they will be climbing around in animal suits, there is a dog, fish, lion, tiger, zebra, rabbit, elephant and a giraffe, in the car is two cats in leather suits. The Lion is a real-life fire eater and performs this in the act. Here is an example of an 'Animal' background dancer dressed as a zebra-



The girl is Kristen Courter who is from 18 and from Liverpool, she sings the 'da,da,da,da,do,dah,dah,dah'
bit in the chorus, she's dressed in a small fairy dress as she dances seductively up and down the animal cages. She also has a sparkler throughout te performance which she dances with-



It's a very controversial, tacky and extremely over the top performance which wishes to stay in the viewers mind's and gain those all important 12 point votes. There's fireworks, fire-eaters, animals, saucy girls and a controversial song and if that wasn't enough there's an emo playing a guitar.

VOTE UNITED KINGDOM!

[Jayson]

Tried a bit too hard to be controversial, otherwise it was good.

[Iceman]

well done?

[Vicky.]

A bit over the top, but good

[Lucy.]

I like it.

[Shaun]

oh dear.

i do you cheat
go back to your cheating competition you fag.
i will be organiser next year and you wont be taking part cheat.

guess who.

[Iceman]

Originally Posted by Shaun

oh dear.



guess who.

jackass

[Jayson]

Originally Posted by Shaun

oh dear.



guess who.

we have another closet case

[GypsyGoth]

Ooo I want a zebra bodysuit

Well written Joe

[BBLuva]

This is really good, can I vote ?

[Iceman]

Harry dont read that...its too much in 1 day......you may go up in flames...

[Joe.]

Thanks everyone :-)

[Beastie]

Ooo like a bog off version of Eminem!! was good Joe and random with this >>>>>>>> Anything you touch you expect to touch your rabbit hutch!

lol

[Braden]

Lol, I love how you used Stardoll

[Raph]

don't like the messed up nature of Joe's song. Surprising coming from a Rachel Rice fan...

[Joe.]

Originally Posted by Braden

Lol, I love how you used Stardoll

Ha lol was browsing web and it's good fro human graphics

[Shaun]

okay it's FINALLY over. *collapses*

but now we need to find a winner voting is now open! Judges, can you please send me a PM with the list of all 17 performances in order of best to worst

Everyone else...you can PM me the names of FIVE performances you enjoyed the most. If you're confused as to who did what, here's a list of the performances:

1; Luxembourg - Vulgaire - "C'est un parti"
2; Russia - Vladimir Poontang - "Knee Deep"
3; Austria - Johann and the Family Herzog - "Right to This Love"
4; Cyprus - Maria Avlontis - Burnt Heart
5; Finland - Ravenheart - Sellout (feat. DJ Talent)
6; Andorra - Sikkboy Safe - Barely 12 (But This Weed Is Good)
7; Spain - Eduardo Margarita - Tonight (My Pussy)
8; Greece - GodGa - Greek Holiday (Just Prance!)
9; Hungary - Alvin and the Chipmunks - Survival
10; Iceland - Iwanasomkúnt - The Eruption
11; Bosnia and Herzegovina - Fomas Kelchalavikaktichskyloff - Bad Ramen (feat. Judi Dench)
12; Vatican City - Decadence - Bad Catholic
13; Turkey - Angelea and Tatianna - Are You Ready?
14; The Netherlands - Hollands Hope - It's Legal Where We Live
15; France - The Naughty French Maids - Teach You
16; Germany - Helga Walkure - LemonJam is Such A ****ing Awful Person
17; United Kingdom - Ceasar Jupitus - 'Cos She Likes The Girls

I will close the votes at 9:30pm and reveal the results at 10!

[Joe.]

Originally Posted by Raph

don't like the messed up nature of Joe's song. Surprising coming from a Rachel Rice fan...

I said I was a RachelRiceFan not a goody-two shoes boring arsehole that writes songs about flowers and daisys. I'm happy with what I wrote.

[Vicky.]

Originally Posted by Raph

don't like the messed up nature of Joe's song. Surprising coming from a Rachel Rice fan...

Erm...anyone can be a fan of any housemate you know. You dont have to be a certain type of person to like rachel rice...

[Harry!]

Originally Posted by Iceman

Harry dont read that...its too much in 1 day......you may go up in flames...

I wont Ice, I was only shocked about me being mentioned in a song.

[Joe.]

Originally Posted by Vicky.

Erm...anyone can be a fan of any housemate you know. You dont have to be a certain type of person to like rachel rice...

Agreed thanks Vicky :-)

Anyhow-

Vote UK!

[Lucy.]

Voted