[Abhorsen]

Why is JJ afraid of potatoes? Has he said anything on the LF about it?

[Alpertinator]

A boxer should not be afraid of potatoes. One of the most important foods, and one of the healthiest.

Maybe he meant before they're cooked when they look like lil' aliens.

[Crimson Dynamo]

I ate 12 potatoes last night

I was smashed out my head

[cassieparis]

Because his Mummy told him that the eyes grown in your belly when your naughty and shouty

[stoney]

one of my friends cant look at a potato if it is growing cos it freaks her out

[Abhorsen]

After reading some of the replies to this thread JJ sounds quite normal in comparison.

[Harry!]

John James

[Abhorsen]

Originally Posted by Harry!

John James

No, that is Ed Miliband.

[Livia]

Originally Posted by Abhorsen

Why is JJ afraid of potatoes? Has he said anything on the LF about it?

He's afraid of them because they are his intellectual superior. He was once outwitted by a Jersey Royal.

[Abhorsen]

Originally Posted by Livia

He's afraid of them because they are his intellectual superior. He was once outwitted by a Jersey Royal.

But was the Jersey Royal gay?

[Late for the Party]

Originally Posted by Abhorsen

But was the Jersey Royal gay?

Are you suggesting he got sodomized by a spud, because thats enough to turn anyone off them to be fair

[Mac Hiavellian]

He'll probably state his reasons on LF or the main show. People have phobias of all kind of silly things. I have a phobia of ketchup.

[Abhorsen]

Originally Posted by Late for the Party

Are you suggesting he got sodomized by a spud, because thats enough to turn anyone off them to be fair

You might well think that; I couldn't possibly comment.

[Late for the Party]

Originally Posted by Mac Hiavellian

He'll probably state his reasons on LF or the main show. People have phobias of all kind of silly things. I have a phobia of ketchup.

Really, I know i'm being noisy but can i ask why. Any particular brand or just ketchup in general. How about a squashed tomato.
You weren't sodomized by a gay tomato by any chance, were you?

[Livia]

Originally Posted by Abhorsen

But was the Jersey Royal gay?

Oh naturally... I mean, it's not like it was a more hetero spud, like, say, a King Edward.

[Late for the Party]

Originally Posted by Abhorsen

You might well think that; I couldn't possibly comment.

Ah i'm only having a laugh, i know what your getting at though, but lets face it those gay vegetables have a terrible reputation

[Mac Hiavellian]

Originally Posted by Late for the Party

Really, I know i'm being noisy but can i ask why. Any particular brand or just ketchup in general. How about a squashed tomato.
You weren't sodomized by a gay tomato by any chance, were you?

Ha. Heavens, no lol. I must have repressed a deep dark secret but as long as I can remember I've never liked the taste, smell, texture, density or anything and since then people have literally chased me with bottles of ketchup for their own personal amusement which has made me more fearful lol. The little b@stards.

EDIT: And a tomato itself is just vile. I can laugh about it but if I'm doing the washing and there's a splodge of tomato or ketchup I wince and wash it seperately

[Abhorsen]

Originally Posted by Late for the Party

Ah i'm only having a laugh, i know what your getting at though, but lets face it those gay vegetables have a terrible reputation

I was also having a laugh also.

[Abhorsen]

Originally Posted by Late for the Party

a gay tomato by any chance, were you?

Everyone know tomatoes are gay.

[Abhorsen]

Originally Posted by Livia

Oh naturally... I mean, it's not like it was a more hetero spud, like, say, a King Edward.

Or the bi curious Maris Piper, shameful really.

[Late for the Party]

Originally Posted by Abhorsen

I was also having a laugh also.

Hey, he should count himself lucky that he's never had an encounter with a fiesty turnip

[jj43]

i am a member of the root vegetable safety society and i think all this sexual talk about said vegetable is very regrettable.

[Livia]

Originally Posted by jj43

i am a member of the root vegetable safety society and i think all this sexual talk about said vegetable is very regrettable.

They're asking for it. You know they are.

[Livia]

Originally Posted by Abhorsen

Or the bi curious Maris Piper, shameful really.

LMAO... The Maris Piper actually sounds bi curious!

[jj43]

Originally Posted by Livia

They're asking for it. You know they are.

careful there or i will be calling the vegetable and fruit police