Ok only just discovered this site after being kindly steered this way by Efty over on DS.
For the record I'm also a non-believer and its all simply down to that thing known as body language, I may have mentioned this a few hundred times over on DS

JJ looks like he's hugging his least fav Auntie everytime she tries to be intimate with him. I believe his attempted exit thru the fire exit was a cry for help but once he heard the outside world was interested in this supposed romance his attitude completely changed. He still couldn't hide the revulsion everytime she grabbed, fondled, kissed, dry humped and fawned all over him however.
Just so I know are we allowed to mention they who cannot be named over on DS?