[patsylimerick]

.....Josie picks Crabeyes' nose precariously close to the stack of pain au chocolat...... *waits for someone to call me a legend*

[babycakes]

Originally Posted by patsylimerick

.....Josie picks Crabeyes' nose precariously close to the stack of pain au chocolat...... *waits for someone to call me a legend*

Total legend

Mario Marconi calls in wearing hi viz health & safety gear and carrying a clipboard. Pyramid shudders - is he here to close the cafe down ?

Weightlifter Mario lifts John James up by the baseball cap which is hooked into the belt loops of his cropped jeans and throws him out on the pavement without ceremony. John James debates whether to cry or throw one of his infamous temper tantrums, but as no-one is taking any notice of him - he does neither.

"No no no to nosepicking near the pastries" he announces firmly. He turns and fixes a mean Italian (by way of Warrington) stare at Josie and tells her to sling her hook too, for not wearing shoes and having dirty feet near a food preparation area. She manages to grab a croissant before she is ejected and stuffs it in her mouth quickly.

A coach pulls up outside - it's Brendan and the CCT crew, turning up for their daily task. "Today we will be learning how to make cherry flapjacks" he cries.