[Shaun]

Best British Band
Arctic Monkeys - they...did nothing last year?
Biffy Clyro - they...did nothing last year?
Foals - just dislike them.
Kasabian - they...did nothing last year?
Muse - they...did nothing last year?

Best International Band
Arcade Fire - WIN.
Kings Of Leon - hardly set the world alight this time around.
My Chemical Romance - not cool enough for NME.
The Drums - cool enough for NME. might win.
Vampire Weekend - also cool enough. would deserve it I guess.

Best Solo Artist
Florence + The Machine - did...nothing last year?
Frank Turner - who?
Kanye West - WIN
Laura Marling - nice album, would be a worthy winner.
Paul Weller - overrated past-it mess.

Best New Band
Beady Eye - oh yeah, half of Oasis doing John Lennon rip-offs, how new
Everything Everything - irritating music.
Hurts - nice.
The Drums - nicest. WIN
Two Door Cinema Club - nice.

Best Live Band
Arcade Fire
Biffy Clyro
Foals
Kasabian
Muse - Haven't seen any of these live, so wouldn't know. Will probably go to Muse because they're like the best band ever innit. <_<

Best Album
Arcade Fire - The Suburbs - WIN
Crystal Castles - Crystal Castles II - not listened, hate them.
Foals - Total Life Forever - not listened, hate them.
My Chemical Romance - Danger Days: The True Lives of the Fabulous Killjoys - pleasant, nothing great.
Two Door Cinema Club - Tourist History - pleasant, nothing great.

Best Track
Cee Lo Green - '******* You' - lovely, too mainstream for NME?
Foals - 'Spanish Sahara' - excuse me?
Gorillaz - 'Stylo' - fine, but not even the best Gorillaz single this year.
Janelle Monae (feat Big Boi) - 'Tightrope' - phenomenal. WIN.
Mark Ronson & The Business Intl - 'Bang Bang Bang' - nice tune.

Best Video
Arcade Fire - 'We Used To Wait' - surprisingly, not seen.
Brandon Flowers - 'Crossfire' - Charlize Theron saving him from ninjas. WIN.
Chase & Status - 'Let You Go' - no.
Gorillaz - 'Stylo' - bloody awesome, but...3D Gorillaz? no.
My Chemical Romance - 'Na Na Na (Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na)' - oh please.

Best Festival
Download
Glastonbury
Reading & Leeds Festivals
T In The Park
V Festival - didn't go to any. Guaranteed that Reading/Leeds will win as it's NME

Best Dancefloor Filler
Crystal Castles - 'Baptism' - go away.
Kele - 'Tenderoni' - bit of a flop to be honest.
Plan B - 'Stay Too Long' - dancefloor at a wedding maybe.
Professor Green - 'Jungle' - excuse me.
Tinie Tempah - 'Pass Out' - FINE. win.

Best TV Show
Misfits - entertaining enough, might win.
Nevermind The Buzzcocks - nothing interesting happened this series.
Peep Show - WIN.
Skins - hasn't been good in 2 years.
The Inbetweeners - rip-off of peep show.

Best Film
Get Him To The Greek - ex****ingscuse me?
Inception - victim of its own hype.
Kick-Ass - brilliant.
Scott Pilgrim Vs The World - average.
The Social Network - WIN.

Hero Of The Year
Gerard Way - rofl.
Julian Assange - oh please.
Kanye West - omgs
Lady GaGa - can't believe I'm saying this but WIN.
Matt Bellamy - OH FOR ****'S SAKE GET OUT OF HIS ARSE.

Villain Of The Year
Axl Rose - worthy.
David Cameron - oh please.
Justin Bieber - predictable. And he's about as villainous as tofu.
Nick Clegg - worthy.
Simon Cowell - WIN.

Most Stylish
Brandon Flowers - WIN.
Hayley Williams - looks about 12.
Lady GaGa - oh yeah, I've seen everyone wearing meat and bubbles.
Liam Gallagher - for some overpriced parkas? please.
Noel Fielding - I could cut up a few curtains and lampshades too. hideous.

Least Stylish
Cheryl Cole - suspect she got the "omg i'm going to wear eyeliner how dare she be really stunning :@" vote
Justin Bieber - haven't noticed him.
Ke$ha - for the glitter overdose, WIN.
Lady GaGa - worthy.
Liam Gallagher - worthy.

Worst Album
Cheryl Cole - Messy Little Raindrops - WIN.
Justin Bieber - My World - haven't heard.
Katy Perry - Teenage Dream - woeful. worthy winner.
Kings Of Leon - Come Around Sundown - oh come on, it wasn't that bad. At least nominate Scouting for Girls.
My Chemical Romance - Danger Days: The True Lives of the Fabulous Killjoys - not so heroic now?

Worst Band
30 Seconds To Mars - not really bad.
JLS - not really a band. but worthy.
Jonas Brothers - WIN.
Kings Of Leon - oh come off it.
Tokio Hotel - I've never come across them in my life.

Best Band Blog Or Twitter
Frank Turner - still, who?
Hayley Williams - her tits were a massive letdown.
Kanye West - WIN.
Lily Allen - noone cares about your "i dont like twitter or music now " phase. soz about the abortion xo
Theo Hutchcraft - don't follow him.

Best Book
Carl Barat - Threepenny Memoir
Jay-Z - Decode
John Lydon - Mr Rotten's Scrapbook
Keith Richards - Life
Russell Brand - My Booky Wook 2
yeah i read books, not merchandise.

Best Small Festival
Bestival - WIN.
Kendal Calling
Latitude
RockNess
Underage Festival - not heard of the other 4. Bestival has fancy dress. win.

Best Album Artwork
Foals - 'Total Life Forever' - didn't strike me as special.
Gorillaz - 'Plastic Beach' - didn't strike me as special.
Klaxons - 'Surfing The Void' - WIN.
MGMT - Congratulations - no.
My Chemical Romance - 'Danger Days: The True Lives of the Fabulous Killjoys' - oh please.

Hottest Woman
Alison Mosshart (The Kills) - no ta.
Emily Haines (Metric) - who?
Hayley Williams (Paramore) - yawn.
Lady GaGa - no ta.
Shakira - WIN.

Hottest Man
Alex Turner (Arctic Monkeys) - no thanks.
Billie Joe Armstrong (Green Day) - yummy but not enough.
Dominic Howard (Muse) - lmao what
Jared Leto (30 Seconds To Mars) - WIN.
Matt Bellamy (Muse) - I'm sorry but looking like an asphyxiated mole is NOT ATTRACTIVE.