[Judas]

Auditions
- Shots of 1000's of people, waving, accompanied with Dermot's voice about how this is the biggest series -
- Judges arriving by some glorified transport method... next year Louis so needs to arrive off the back of a number 22 bus -
- Judges speaking about how the bar has been raised, and what they want -
- Then the generic stuff... loads of **** people, focus on a really **** person, focus on judges panicking, focus on someone amazing, loads of good people, a old person thats nutty/ok, loads of **** people....
These catchphrases used throughout;
- You look like a pop star, you sound like a pop star ( this one)
- Having said that...
- This is the reason why we make these shows
- This is honestly one of the worst auditions I have ever seen

What other lines do they ALWAYS say, there are loads but I can't think of any

[Mystic Mock]

this is inside simons head.

im gonna save this person because they give me more ratings and talking points than the other person,even if they hit the bottom two 5 times.

[Shaun]

"this is my last chance", "it's make or break", "I was born to perform", "you took my breath away"...

[Smithy]

Originally Posted by Shaun

"this is my last chance"

That one annoys me so fucking much, because they're back the next ****ing year

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

dya know what? I dont think we've seen the best of you yet

[Judas]

Originally Posted by Shaun

"this is my last chance", "it's make or break", "I was born to perform", "you took my breath away"...

YES. I love in the auditions when the whole inbred family arrive in 'ERICS GOT THE X FACTOR' t-shirts, and they don't get through. Awkward moment walking home in those t-shirts...

Originally Posted by Smithy

That one annoys me so fucking much, because they're back the next ****ing year

Originally Posted by Scott

dya know what? I dont think we've seen the best of you yet

YES.

I just realised I've basically quoted all of this with love.