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Liam Gallagher
“I'm not frightened by [extra-terrestrial life]. I'm as smart as them. Probably thick as fuck, aren't they? Big goggly-eyed big heads, man, they haven't got a fucking clue. I'd do their fucking heads in, them aliens, man. They'd be like, 'Farking hell, farking hell! Let’s get back to Planet Knob.” Explains the past 14 years of alien invasion-free security.

Lol, I love this quote. I don't like Oasis and hate his borther Noel, but some of Liam's quotes have a dimwit-on-MDMA charm to them.

Brian Harvey, East 17
“If it makes you feel better, and gives you something to do at the weekend, and you go out and have a good time, I don't see why not, because life's too short.” He extols the virtues of ecstasy during a 1997 radio interview in which he boasted he’d taken 12 pills in one night. The singer was swiftly ejected from the London-based boyband.

Speak of the devil.

Beyoncé
“Acting is easier and smoother than singing – it's less drama.” She gets a little confused.

I presume she's never seen herself act.

Bob Dylan
“I hate to see chicks perform. Hate it... Because they ***** themselves. Especially the ones that don’t wear anything. They fucking ***** themselves.” He let rip on female singers in a 1987 Rolling Stone interview. Presumably, this viewpoint led to some interesting dinnertime discussions with his ‘60s paramour, singer Joan Baez.

Hadn't Dylan already gone through all the motions of being the world's biggest hypocrite by this point? I don't think I can ever forgive him for converting to Catholicism. He makes Ben Elton seem a paragon of personal integrity.