[Benjamin]

/sob /breakdown /leona.

Soon I shll have wrinkles, children,a dog named Fifi, a husband who is unfaithful and slleps with a younger model of me and I shall bee fat and have to join weight watchers and I'll watch Jeremy Kyle and wear frumpy, floral clothing anb ride a bike with a basket to put Fifi in.

I'm so depressed.

On a lighter note, I'm drunki anf had an amazing meal which included camembert (;loven and got offerf a job as a restaurant manger in the little place aI ate at. :0


27! All grown up! Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

[KG.]

I was getting worried at the fact I'm going to be 21 this year

Looks like you're enjoying your birthday though

[Iceman]

haha Im so young compared to you, 22 for another 2 weeks

[Vicky.]

[Z]

You're as young as you feel! But that's not an invitation to molest nursery children, because that is against the law. Happy birthday Ben I posted a video for you in your birthday thread

[Smithy]

Originally Posted by ukturtle

/sob /breakdown /leona.

-reports-

[Beastie]

Your gorgeous Ben! You have the whole world at your feet! 27 is not old!

[MojoNixon]

36 over here, and keep going stronger every day.

[Patrick]

Almost Dead.

[Patrick]

I turn 30 in like 25 Years I think, I've decided I'm going to kill myself though on my 40th Birthday - I'm GENUINELY serious about that.

I don't want to grow old - everytime I look at my mum [who is like in her mid 30s] I shake my head in disgust, same goes for the old people I see on the bus.

I'd rather go to heaven in about 30 Years than grow old and die in a wheelchair.

/sorrytobringthemooddown

[Vicky.]

Originally Posted by Patrick

Almost Dead.

[Smithy]

Originally Posted by Patrick

I turn 30 in like 25 Years I think, I've decided I'm going to kill myself though on my 40th Birthday - I'm GENUINELY serious about that.

omgz, you one advanced 5 year old

[Vicky.]

Originally Posted by Patrick

I turn 30 in like 25 Years

Had to sig that

[MojoNixon]

Originally Posted by Patrick

I turn 30 in like 25 Years I think, I've decided I'm going to kill myself though on my 40th Birthday - I'm GENUINELY serious about that.

I don't want to grow old - everytime I look at my mum [who is like in her mid 30s] I shake my head in disgust, same goes for the old people I see on the bus.

I'd rather go to heaven in about 30 Years than grow old and die in a wheelchair.

/sorrytobringthemooddown

Don't be silly, you will be Geezer who kick em young punks arses then!

[Vicky.]

-Bans patrick for 8 years-

[Locke.]

Time to start applying for your pension

[MojoNixon]

Originally Posted by Locke.

Time to start applying for your pension

[Beastie]

Ben.. Your 30's will be great.

"Dirty 30"

I think you will be more appealing to Scott when you hit 30 too. I think he likes dirty old men!

[Benjamin]

Originally Posted by Beastie

Ben.. Your 30's will be great.

"Dirty 30"

I think you will be more appealing to Scott when you hit 30 too. I think he likes dirty old men!

I am not diirty and No, no, no,no,no,no,nonononononononononononononononononono n Scoot loves 67 yr olds. :0

[Stu]

Being old is lovely. Don't be so silly, Patrick.

[Vicky.]

Anyways, men get better with age

(Edit. Though not the fossils that scott fancies)

[Locke.]

Originally Posted by Vicky.

Anyways, men get better with age

Spoiler:

[Patrick]

Originally Posted by Stu

Being old is lovely. Don't be so silly, Patrick.

Is it?

The only advantage is you get a free bus pass and I get that anyway.

Think about it - you'll be in a wheel chair or grippled and you'll have grey hair and you're only hobby is Bingo and Countdown - not to mention you get on the bus and begin talking to 'the youth' but you're that old you can't pick up on the signals that they don't want to talk back to you.


It terrifies me.

I also don't want to die at an old age because it means in Heaven, I'll forever maintain that image of being old - where as if I were to die right now, I'd always be a teenager for eternity in heaven.

[Vicky.]

Originally Posted by Locke.

Spoiler:

I feel all psychic. I knew as soon as I saw you post that that was what you were going to put

[Marsh.]

I sympathise. I freaked out after my 20th birthday lol. I hated leaving my teens behind.
It felt like my excuses for being lazy and immature had ran out.

I was realising how fast the past 5 years had gone, then 10 etc. Then saying in another 5 and another and then I'll be this age... and I was going on and on until I was depressed about dying lol. Life is very strange.