[Shaun]

As many members may have noticed, I'm a miserable old bugger. So, perhaps every week or less, I'm going to make a Topical Barometer aimed at various little annoyances and pleasures that cross my path The majority of these will be aimed at the media. Edit - I'm also going to use all of my strength to find the little things that please me; be it a new television programme, song, advertising campaign or random little fact of life.

[Note - Wasn't sure where to put this, so settled on the Interactive Archive. Also, feel free to comment on these on whether they annoy/please you too, or if you disagree!

Note#2 - There is a stronger focus on the negative here, as the original intention of this was to have a Weekly Rant.]

ukturtle
DAMN GIRL.

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plates of things that aren't beans
admirable

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Palau
can't say I give a damn about this pathetic country

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ass
just not pleasant at all

[Sticks]

I would say this should be in General Chat.

[Shaun]

I would say suck my dick

[King Gizzard]

HAHHAHAHAHA AHAH AH AHA HA AHA HA AHA

ha

[Stu]

Fridge still had a good three years of life left.

[Shaun]

I've spent 3 years, 5 months and 20 days trying to come up with the perfect answer to his cruel putdown

[LemonJam]

i'm actually crying pmsfl

[Locke.]

[Stu]

Originally Posted by Shaun

I've spent 3 years, 5 months and 20 days trying to come up with the perfect answer to his cruel putdown

And the best you could manage was to tell him go down on you. If he does it'll forever be commemorated in monochrome Mini DV footage set to the tune of Thus Spoke Zarathustra.

[Z]

[Jords]

[arista]

Originally Posted by Shaun

I would say suck my dick

Spiffing

[Stu]

This bump really excited me and then it's just Arista.

[arista]

Originally Posted by Stu

This bump really excited me and then it's just Arista.

Thats Life.




Feel The Force

[Ramsay]

thats hilarious

[GypsyGoth]

[arista]

Originally Posted by Karl

thats hilarious

A Happy Customer
for Shaun's Dick!

[arista]

Arista 's (s Topical Barometer
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Love and Understanding
Keep It Real
Siberian Ginseng 500mg keeps you Rock Hard all night.

[Marc]

Originally Posted by Shaun

I would say suck my dick

ROFL!

[Harry!]

There's a country called Palau?

[Shaun]

yeah, it's one of the tiny island countries in the Pacific, north-east of Australia (there's loads of silly names around there - my favourite is Kiribati)

[arista]

Originally Posted by Harry!

There's a country called Palau?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Palau


Harry do a search first.


Lazy kids today.

[Harry!]

Arista I did do a search before posting that. I was a little confused as I had never head it before. It was also intended as a joke.

-Hates it when people always kill my jokes-