[Marcus.]

Big Brother has just set up a photo agency, and needs a photographer. The company has decided to snap up Darren Lyons for the job before anyone else does. ‘Mr. Paparazzi’ has been told that he must find appropriate photos for five different headlines of Big Brother’s choice. To avoid detection, he’ll be using a sneaky camera disguised as a box of cigarettes.

Big Brother needs the ‘money shots’ for these five stories:

“Get Hoff Me!”
“When Paddy met Sally”
“Storm in a D-Cup”
“Love is in the air”
“Oh Brother Where Art Thou”

He can’t be too flashy with it, though: if he’s detected, he will fail the task. If Darryn gets three pictures that lens themselves to three of the headlines, he’ll pass. Let’s hope he doesn’t get exposed by the other housemates…