[The Human Santapede]

Originally Posted by *Kate*

Willies Association?

I meant W.I.

[Holly Christmas]

Originally Posted by ukturtle

I meant W.I.

[ChristmasNeeve]

Originally Posted by ukturtle

Oh look! The old people moan and of course Niamh comes to join in.

I like to keep you company darling

[The Human Santapede]

Originally Posted by Niamh.

I like to keep you company darling

I am not your darling, sweetheart.

[Holly Christmas]

Originally Posted by Niamh.

I like to keep you company darling

We could accompany Benji to the WA, sorry WI, eh Niamh, make sure he gets there safely.

[The Human Santapede]

I hate you horrid women.

[ChristmasNeeve]

Originally Posted by ukturtle

I am not your darling, sweetheart.

don't be like that honey bunch

[ChristmasNeeve]

Originally Posted by *Kate*

We could accompany Benji to the WA, sorry WI, eh Niamh, make sure he gets there safely.

-has no idea what WI is-

[The Human Santapede]

Originally Posted by Niamh.

don't be like that honey bunch

You posted a goat you gutter wench.

[Vicky.]

[The Human Santapede]

Originally Posted by Niamh.

-has no idea what WI is-

Women's Institute. I know this because I used to go with my mother when i was younger.

[ChristmasNeeve]

Originally Posted by ukturtle

You posted a goat you gutter wench.

Aw, I was sure you loved goats

[ChristmasNeeve]

Originally Posted by ukturtle

Women's Institute. I know this because I used to go with my mother when i was younger.

sounds like another name for a womens prison or mental facility

[The Human Santapede]

Originally Posted by Niamh.

Aw, I was sure you loved goats

OMG, did you hear Gerard Butler is gay? He said he encountered this old Irish hag from Cork and it turned right off the fanny.

[Holly Christmas]

Originally Posted by ukturtle

OMG, did you hear Gerard Butler is gay? He said he encountered this old Irish hag from Cork and it turned right off the fanny.

NICE TRY!! but no cigar Turtlechops.

Vicky, lock him in the dungeon please, he's out of control.

[Holly Christmas]

Originally Posted by ukturtle

OMG, did you hear Gerard Butler is gay? He said he encountered this old Irish hag from Cork and it turned right off the fanny.

What's the film you were in again Ben? Men who stare at goats wasn't it?

[The Human Santapede]

Originally Posted by Niamh.

sounds like another name for a womens prison or mental facility

It's a voluntary organisation that helps women across the UK.

-realises this undoes all the efforts I proclaim that I hate women-

[ChristmasNeeve]

Originally Posted by ukturtle

OMG, did you hear Gerard Butler is gay? He said he encountered this old Irish hag from Cork and it turned right off the fanny.

I'm going to kill Vicky, I told her to stop doing that Irish accent

[The Human Santapede]

Originally Posted by Niamh.

I'm going to kill Vicky, I told her to stop doing that Irish accent

[Pyramid*]

Originally Posted by chuck.pass

-waits for Pyramid to have a rant @ Ben for saying "you lot"

LOL !!

*thumps chuck on back on head for his cheek*

Nah, Ben thinks he's a young 'un. Sometimes somethings are best left unsaid - I wouldn't want to kick a man when he's already down.

*soothes UKTurtle and tells him it will be alright*

[Pyramid*]

Originally Posted by ukturtle

I am not your darling, sweetheart.

I notice you didn't deny her keeping you company with the rest of the oldies!!

[Pyramid*]

Originally Posted by ukturtle

You posted a goat you gutter wench.

Awwh.... how could anyone not love this....

[The Human Santapede]

OMG.

[Vicky.]

Originally Posted by ukturtle

OMG, did you hear Gerard Butler is gay? He said he encountered this old Irish hag from Cork and it turned right off the fanny.

I just spat tea on my laptop.

It came out of my nose too, now I understand what kerry said last night

[Z]

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