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Old 27-01-2012, 01:21 AM #101
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I think I now know why Cookies taste so good,Maryland must use Baby Wipes.
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bizarre thread but wipes dont disinegrate like roll so no no one should, it blocks the sewers...just get a shower if you feel mucky?
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I remember the once I was doing a poo and it got stuck half way through so I kept trying to shake it off but it wouldn't come off my butt.

Short story is,is that I had to use the Toilet Roll to get it off and it hit the floor.
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oh no I can just imagine JF standing up shaking about with a bit of poo hanging out his arse and it not falling off
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Short story is,is that I had to use the Toilet Roll to get it off and it hit the floor.
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I wonder if pooing is a bit like yawning like if you see somebody else do a poo you need a poo too.
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one time i had a poo and it looked like hillary duff
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I can't bring myself to say ''poo'' or ''pooing'' or even ''bum''
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