[Livia]

Originally Posted by lostalex

I don't think that Brits get the joke yet. Mike is not sexy in any way, he's a joke, he thinks he's the hottest guy in the world and acts like he's the hottest guy in the world. that's what's so funny about him.

He's popular in America because he's a joke. All of the Jersey Shore people are JOKES, they are outrageous caricatures of guidos and pop culture, that's what's funny about them.

It will be interesting to see the British response to him. Will they get the joke?

Deep down though they are endearing though, because they are so naive and so unaware of how they are perceived. Any one who has watched the entire Jersey Shore run actually ends up having real affection for them because they are decent human beings deep down. I wonder if Brits will be able to see the decent human being underneath all of the horribleness.

I can't wait to see how this plays out lol

I'd never heard of him until yesterday, and yes... I see what you're saying and it makes sense.

From what I've seen so far he seems deeply self-involved and very unattractive in almost every way possible... but with the ego of a God!

[flamingGalah!]

Originally Posted by Livia

Martin, although he's not on this rather limited list. As old as he is, he's still the sexiest.

Definitely NOT The Situation. He has great abs but a face that looks like it's been made out of placsticine by a four year old.

His abs look a bit like they are made of placsticine too, where is his 6 pack? It's just a concaved mess!

[Livia]

Originally Posted by flamingGalah!

His abs look a bit like they are made of placsticine too, where is his 6 pack? It's just a concaved mess!

I must admit I didn't spend much time looking at his abs. Every time he lifted his teeshirt I covered my eyes with embarrassement for him.

[chuff me dizzy]

Martin by miles

[flamingGalah!]

Originally Posted by Livia

I must admit I didn't spend much time looking at his abs. Every time he lifted his teeshirt I covered my eyes with embarrassement for him.

Find a picture, it looks like a chewed toffee or something

[lostalex]

Originally Posted by flamingGalah!

Find a picture, it looks like a chewed toffee or something

lol

[glasstangerine]

Originally Posted by lostalex

I don't think that Brits get the joke yet. Mike is not sexy in any way, he's a joke, he thinks he's the hottest guy in the world and acts like he's the hottest guy in the world. that's what's so funny about him.

He's popular in America because he's a joke. All of the Jersey Shore people are JOKES, they are outrageous caricatures of guidos and pop culture, that's what's funny about them.

It will be interesting to see the British response to him. Will they get the joke?

Deep down though they are endearing though, because they are so naive and so unaware of how they are perceived. Any one who has watched the entire Jersey Shore run actually ends up having real affection for them because they are decent human beings deep down. I wonder if Brits will be able to see the decent human being underneath all of the horribleness.

I can't wait to see how this plays out lol

Ooh! Well put.

I have watched some of Jersey Shore and some of Geordie Shore and I think that the difference between the two is that the Jersey kids can be fully committed to being pantomimes of themselves, they are very tongue in cheek, and they still completely accept themselves.


As for his abs, in the begining of the show they WERE perfect, but he's been living a pretty decadent lifestyle since the show got popular, and he's started making a lot of money.

Also he does bring home a girl nearly every night they go out. But they basically pick up very drunk girls and the local bar who's purpose is to find a stranger to have sex with. I am interested to see how he does with sober girls who are a little more buttoned up than he's use to.

[coolface]

Originally Posted by lostalex

lol

lmao, he's like 16% bodyfat, i.e. not fat but not lean enough to have proper abs and to be showing them off like that, why does he do that rofl

also, he only ever trains arms and abs and a bit of chest, no back, no legs, no shoulders, pencil neck etc it looks hilarous how out of proportion his arms are

[Beth.]

Mike. But Martin should be in the poll.

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

ashley takes size 5 shoe

[M X]

Ashley. So fit.

[rionablue]

Where the hell is Martin? Just cos he is older doesnt mean he shouldnt be considered. I think he's hot

[Tregard]

Julian Clarey

[flamingGalah!]

Originally Posted by Scott

ashley takes size 5 shoe

Size 5?! Jesus I'm a size 11

[Fetch The Bolt Cutters]

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