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Originally Posted by Lee.

I've never really ruined anything I've cooked... I did set a chip pan on fire once (not mine) AND poured water on it. Disastrous is an understatement!

Lee's helpful hint number 1.

NEVER use water on to put out chip pan fires!

Originally Posted by Lee.

Burnt toast kills birds! The carbon rots their beaks and they can't eat any more!

Lee's helpful hint 2.

How to stop birds twittering at 4am in the summer months!

Originally Posted by thesheriff443

it would be more like dropping your dinner for me.
only happened a few times but its when you have taken a long time to prepare it or really looking forward to it or you are very hungry and there is nothing else left to eat.

I've done that. Dropped dinner. And you're spot on: ususally it happens when you've buggr all else in the house that you fancy eating, had had a drink and can't nip out for a takeaway, or have not enough cash in the house to order a delivery.