[Romantic Old Bird]

When we got married I asked for 'The Lord's My Shepherd, I'll not want' (Crimond)

However, at the ceremony he put up 'Oh God Our Help in Ages Past' instead.

I particularly liked the 'Defend us from the stormy blast' bit and we giggled away along with half the congregation.

If I had only known he was bl**dy clairvoyant!


I think

'Signed, sealed delivered' as you leave the building and perhaps go in to

'I put a spell on you'!