Oh, look it's so nearly Christmas day,
Ammi's still pining because ukturtle is gay,
she wants nothing more than to unwrap him
so will try no doubt to get him drunk on gin,
but alas her plan will come undone,
so instead she'll ask santa to take her up the bum.
Merry Christmas my little ginger friend,
hope your humour never reaches an end,
because if it does then a price you'll pay,
we'll lock you in debates with Kizzy all day,
and while we eat all the christmas dinner,
kizzy will remind you she is the debates winner.
Dearest, darling Shaun, don't touch santas sack,
once you have him you'll never go back,
and you'll become obsessed, want him to yourself,
but I'm afraid to him your just another slutty elf.
So instead get too drunk and merry,
touch yourself while wasted on sherry.
It's never too late to be who you once could have been...
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Anyway there's an explanation and I don't really appreciate your tone. It's very aggressive so I'm going to close this, sorry for killing the internet mate
19-11-2012, 11:49 AM
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