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|  14-05-2013, 02:05 AM | #1 | ||
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|  14-05-2013, 06:52 AM | #2 | |||
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			It's not unusual, especially this time of year when the cows may well have their calves with them, must be a horrific death.  I've always been worried about being gored to death by a bull, so I would never enter a field of cows just in case.  Sorry I know it's not funny. | |||
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|  14-05-2013, 07:57 AM | #3 | |||
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			They were planning this for months...
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|  14-05-2013, 08:02 AM | #4 | |||
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			I think i'll have a thick steak in his honor tomorrow.  I've been craving a nice steak for weeks now.  This is as good an excuse as any to let myself splurge.
		 
				__________________ Don't be afraid to be weak. Last edited by lostalex; 14-05-2013 at 08:03 AM. | |||
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|  14-05-2013, 08:18 AM | #5 | |||
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			You're always craving juicy meat in your mouth
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|  14-05-2013, 08:25 AM | #6 | |||
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			That's true.   My dream is to suck a paraplegic guy just for the challenge. If it was a sport in the paralympic games i'd do it for my country. I could suck a limp boiled green bean back to it's original shape. 
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|  14-05-2013, 10:48 AM | #8 | |||
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			Have you ever walked in a field past a group of Cows and normally they just move aside for you, but once in a while they just stand there and give you the evil stare !!! Just for a second a thought flickers across your mind what if these Cows don't move..!!! | |||
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|  14-05-2013, 10:52 AM | #9 | |||
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			Aren't herds of cows usually kept in fenced off pastures? Why were they walking through a pasture as opposed to on a road? Were the cows that trampled him his own cows?  was he walking through his own pasture?  or were they someone else's cows?   There are very few details in this story. 
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|  14-05-2013, 10:55 AM | #10 | |||
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			The report say's they were out walking so I assume they were on a ramble.  There are right of ways through  some fields which would be used for livestock, obviously you enter at your own risk.
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|  14-05-2013, 10:59 AM | #11 | |||
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			I assume they want their milk back.
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|  14-05-2013, 11:05 AM | #13 | |||
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			I got chased across a field by a load of cows once, had my life flashing before my eyes for a moment before my natural athleticism kicked in allowing me to outpace them and jump over the fence before they caught me
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|  14-05-2013, 11:11 AM | #14 | ||
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|  14-05-2013, 11:18 AM | #15 | ||
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			If only he cud have mooooved out of the way a bit quicker.
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|  14-05-2013, 11:22 AM | #16 | |||
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			Well I think I could take on a cow.  A cow is not gonna kill me. I'd be like a spanish matador in that cow pasture.  Ohhh  yur charging at me?  bring it on!  ohh,  oops, I just stepped 2 feet to right before you hit me stupid cow. I'd be a good Matador i think.    
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			I had no idea cows were so deadly    
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|  14-05-2013, 12:24 PM | #21 | |||
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			I walk the dog nearly everyday at our local common where there are loads of cows and they've never been a problem. I dont know much about this story but I doubt all those cows just started chasing these men for no reason :/
		 
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|  14-05-2013, 12:29 PM | #22 | |||
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 2 men out on a walk? how many men do you know that just "go out on a walk" with a friend and get that close to a random herd of cattle? it's definitely a bit suspicious. I think they were trying to **** a cow. eigther that or they were getting high. There's definitely something about this story that doesn't add up though. 
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|  14-05-2013, 12:32 PM | #23 | |||
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|  14-05-2013, 12:36 PM | #24 | ||
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|  14-05-2013, 12:42 PM | #25 | |||
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			so doesn't it make you think that these guys must have been bothering them?
		 
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