[Benjamin]

One day an old hag named Niamh decided to get into her porto-potty and drive all the way from Cork to Totnes in England for an adventure. She needed a companion for the journey, but she was an old lady, smelling of lavender and wee, so finding a fellow adventurer was difficult. She scoured the streets for weeks but alas her pungent smell put so many people off and made them vomit in their mouths.

One day, whilst laminating her face she saw a young stud who was also laminating his face. She saw hope in his plastic covered face. She knew he would be the one to join her so she offered him a sexual favour and a spud and with that they set off on their merry way.

As she started the porto potty they heard a strange sound. It sounded like a dog barking, but so close it sounded as if it was in their vehicle. She stopped the engine, and then urinated a little (old women cannot control their bladders) and then let out a small fart that burst with the fragrant aroma of lavender. ben vomited in his mouth and threw a tena lady towards her.

Once she had placed in the wee pad on her wrinkly fanny, she investigated the barking and found that it was in the porto potty's engine.

Opening the seat she was surprised to see a CAiT-lin known in latin as ninastar sat their warming itself. Annoyed she decided she would just take it with them as they were already running late.

She threw ninastar at Ben, then started the engine again. Before leaving Ben couldn't help but inform Niamh that she had left the seat up, something that most women often liked to preach at men for. He saw her annoyance and smirked as she got out and closed the seat then returned to the porto-potty. Niamh, Ben and Ninastar then began their journey to Totnes, leaving Cork behind them...


someone else can continue this now.