[Deebo]

Some of you may pity Lauren, and that's understandable. She hasn't had an easy life, what with her disfigurements and lack of social skills.

However, what has become undeniable is her habit of leaving poo around the house. Not only is this disgusting, but it is a very real health hazard to boot.

Some may say she simply 'forgot' to flush the toilet, or 'forgets' to wipe her bum, or 'forgets' to defecate IN rather than ON the toilet, it's certainly one interpretation of the facts. But is forgetfulness really an excuse for endangering the well being of minor celebrities?

There's also the time she tried to poison/murder Courtney. Again, you may think she was innocently giving a drunk girl powerful prescription drugs in order to 'help'. But can we overlook Lauren's reckless behavior just because she thinks she was helping?

Clearly Big Brother needs to remind Lauren that a thong isn't appropriate clothing for someone incapable of wiping their bum, and I'm sure they have. But we the public also bear some responsibilty. None of us want to see the likes of Carol or Bruce struck down with a disease caused by Lauren's lack of hygeine, and as such we have a duty to vote her out of the house tonight.