[Jack.]

Originally Posted by Simple Minds

I got chased around my back garden by a gang of giant sweetcorns a couple of months back.

I had a dream last night that was really weird. I'll put in spoilers because some people may not want to read it.

Spoiler:

well first off I was walking down this street and i walked passed a shop. But when I look in the shop I could we a Man wanking. So I when inside and you sat and watched. He was German. He had blonde hair and blue eyes. I don't think you want to know the rest