[waterhog]

i'm a celeb is the reality tv chief ? 26.11.13


welcome to my review,
it will be far from bliss,
confessing to David was no stew,
when Vincent exposed he had a night camp pi??.
over is the break,
i am glad Alfonzo is in recovery,
while David and the shirt had a stake,
a scar for life insures he needs a therapy discovery.
we now witness class,
no Layla was not drunk,
straight to the point with no pass,
tough on the audience when she needs a dunk.
Joey got his hands dirty,
while doing some fiddling with Amy's bra seem,
they are getting very flirty,
as he says that's "reem".
now a bit of dance,
it was far from silly,
Alfonzo feels Davids life it would enhance,
and awkward was Anna and Vincent and mic over wi???.
Lucy had a rant,
it was about the camp and clean,
she has to bite her tong and pant,
but she feels the lack of duty is obscene.
Mathew started boiling,
along with digs and talks,
the "camps" laziness is spoiling,
so he told a few to get out "knives and folks".
Alfonzo and Kian did object,
they were both expressive,
a bit of river y do you detect,
but both agree, don't like passive aggressive.
blue and orange to battle,
yes it was groovy,
but Alfonzo talk did rattle,
everyone was bored of the "movie".
David had a shower,
while Amy cried about input lack,
he removed fat from hair with a natural spring power,
but is amy starting to crack.
god's gift to lady's supported,
but will Amy open to joey,
sexual tension has been reported,
lets hope in the jungle it don't get "snowy".
the food was dropped,
"possum" made no appetite,
while Mathew popped,
with "Rebecca" and her orders he did fight.
lets end with variety,
Kians doing the next trial,
at last we see something other then the "Essex" society,
its the spice of life now smile.
that was Monday brief,
does the reader on this forum agree,
i'm a celeb is the reality chief,
but is that last statement complementary.

( what is your best reality tv ? mine used to be big brother - but now it is i'm a celeb. whats yours ? )

[anne666]

Not a chance now.

[MTVN]

I'm a Celeb is actually such a boring show, don't know how it still does so well when it's no different to how it was 10 years ago