I will be serving Jewish Kryptonite on a bed of thick bread, and served with a cheeky little Ketchup jus.



The first bite is always with the eyes, so the presentation is critical. I've used a very-recently-invented culinary dressing technique, called rustic symmetry. I've also used some of the crumbs from the bread as an additional texture on the plate.



As an accompanying beverage, you need something to counter balance the saltiness of the smoked bacon, and to accentuate the little kick of sweetness you get in the back of the pallet from the jus. Something like strong (not watery - there is a difference) tea with 2 sugars will elevate this dish another 10-15%

[AnnieK]

Ah...my breakfast date was cancelled this morning so I'm starving....send one my way please (minus the sugar in the tea....but strong is good)

[thesheriff443]

more brunch than breakfast, your bread looks like its on the turn, but good effort.

Moo and Ziz not behaving?

Originally Posted by thesheriff443

more brunch than breakfast, your bread looks like its on the turn, but good effort.

The bread is perfectly fresh. I don't eat it once it starts to firm up, unless it's for toast.

[AnnieK]

Ziz is sick....but no Moo is not behaving....he just lay in an aisle in Tesco like a starfish and refused to move....I wonder if he's still there...

[Lee.]

Ketchup on bacon is wrong! It has to be HP!

I've nothing for breakfast!

[Ammi]

..your kitchen units look quite nice...

[AnnieK]

Originally Posted by Virgin Mary

Ketchup on bacon is wrong! It has to be HP!

I've nothing for breakfast!

I have this argument with everyone...I have ketchup but everyone calls me for that and says it should be HP

[Drew.]

4 bits of bacon on a sandwich is quite impressive

[thesheriff443]

Originally Posted by Virgin Mary

Ketchup on bacon is wrong! It has to be HP!

I've nothing for breakfast!

you cant argue with him, you have no breakfast and he does.
ten points to jesus.

Bacon is smokey/salty, so it needs ketchup. Sausage and HP sauce are much nicer together.

[thesheriff443]

Originally Posted by Santi Claus

4 bits of bacon on a sandwich is quite impressive

i thinks its 8 slices of bacon and four slices of bread

To keep a machine like me running, it needs fuel.

[Me. I Am Salman]

that's like 800 calories

[thesheriff443]

Originally Posted by The Baby Jesus

To keep a machine like me running, it needs fuel.

have that on a daily basis and you wont be running any where!, more of slow waddle.

Originally Posted by Salman!

that's like 800 calories

What's the daily allowance? 2500?

Originally Posted by Ammi

..your kitchen units look quite nice...

Thanks. Not sure how you see much of them, but I'll take it nonetheless.

[Me. I Am Salman]

idk it depends on your height/weight/level of activity
In order to lose like 2 pounds a week most people need to have 1300

[thesheriff443]

Originally Posted by The Baby Jesus

What's the daily allowance? 2500?

thats about what those sisters where spending

[Ammi]

Originally Posted by The Baby Jesus

Thanks. Not sure how you see much of them, but I'll take it nonetheless.

..I was just averting my eyes from the greasy bacon sandwich and looking down at the front of the units which was much more pleasing....

[Lee.]

I just cba going to the shop.. The kids have eaten all the bread, and my rolls are frozen.. So here's my breakfast...

******s sake lee. Resize that bitch.

And I'm talking about your vagina. Not that picture.

[Lee.]

Originally Posted by The Baby Jesus

******s sake lee. Resize that bitch.

It's so big!! I don't know what to do with it!!

Spoiler:

said none of Jesus' girlfriends ever