Originally Posted by Virgin Mary

It's so big!! I don't know what to do with it!!

Spoiler:

said none of Jesus' girlfriends ever

What about the picture?

I've done it for you. Just change the links.





Edit: thought the spoiler was the picture again, and not about my pitifully small manhood. So I didn't look the first time.

[Lee.]

What do you mean change the links??

Originally Posted by Virgin Mary

What do you mean change the links??

Right click on the resized prawn picture, and copy image location. Then go into your original post with that picture and edit it. Then paste the new link in where your one was, between the [IMG]'s

[Lee.]

Done

Originally Posted by Virgin Mary

Done

The good thing about you eating prawns for breakfast, is if you need the toilet half way through, you won't need to wash your hands.

[Alf]

Originally Posted by Virgin Mary

Ketchup on bacon is wrong! It has to be HP

I'll second that

[Shaun]

*likes your plates*

[Z]

All these anti-Jew breakfasts - bacon, prawns...

[Jessica.]

I'm having some nice healthy porridge (made with water). You should take a leaf out of my book.

[Z]

Originally Posted by Jessus

I'm having some nice healthy porridge (made with water). You should take a leaf out of my book.

Does it not taste a bit odd? I've never tried it with water before

[Jessica.]

Originally Posted by The baby Zeesus

Does it not taste a bit odd? I've never tried it with water before

No, you can always make it with either milk or water, it does taste different because the only flavour you get is the oats really, it's still the same texture, just tastes a bit less creamy and is a lot healthier.

[Me. I Am Salman]

How is it healthier though you need to have milk

[Jessica.]

Originally Posted by Salman!

How is it healthier though you need to have milk

Because milk is really fattening and there are other ways to get calcium than from dairy products.

[Me. I Am Salman]

having milk with porridge/oatmeal isn't going to kill you.

[Jessica.]

Originally Posted by Salman!

having milk with porridge/oatmeal isn't going to kill you.

I didn't say it was going to kill anyone, I often have it myself, I was just stating the fact that it's healthier.

[Josy]

4 sandwiches for breakfast? with 4 slice of bacon on each of them too you are one greedy bastart you do know this?

Agreed with Lee too you can't be having bacon with anything other than HP Brown Sauce.

Also white bread eurgh

[Me. I Am Salman]

fried stuff on white bread >>>> fried stuff on brown bread

[Josy]

Originally Posted by Salman!

fried stuff on white bread >>>> fried stuff on brown bread

Wholemeal bread>>>>>>>>>anything you just said

And fried bacon is a greasy horrible mess, grilled>>>>>>>>>>>

[Vanessa]

If i'm having a bacon sandwich i prefer white bread. For anything else i use brown one.

[Vicky.]

Cant stand brown bread. Always has little bits in

Also this thread has made me really hungry for bacon but I cba going downstairs...my heart will thank me in the long run

[Vanessa]

Originally Posted by Vicky.

Cant stand brown bread. Always has little bits in

Also this thread has made me really hungry for bacon but I cba going downstairs...my heart will thank me in the long run

I like white bread, but i'm trying to be healthier.

[Jessica.]

How can you eat bacon that's not grilled? I do prefer sausages or bacon in white bread though, because when I have wholemeal bread it slightly masks the smokiness, I usually use tortillas and wholemeal bread for everything else though.

After receiving criticism for greed, I decided to sort it out. Mainly to keep Josy from unleashing another torrent of abuse my way.

So my bacon sandwich recipe for those on a diet:

Firstly, instead of using 4 pieces of bread, use 3 cobs. Absolutely no difference in terms of calories (probably), but you can tell people you're cutting down, and technically it's true.



The picture doesn't show it too well, but throw on some small, roasted vine tomatoes. Tomatoes are a fruit, so what you have here, is now somewhere between a fruit salad and a sandwich.



Presentation is still critical, and 3 cobs uses up less room on the plate than 2 sandwiches.

You're welcome.

[Z]

You have nice plates

[Lee.]

I take it "cobs" are what us normal people call rolls?