[Kate!]

Last night at the back of the local chippy, was going there for our tea and lo and behold there they were, 8 or maybe even 9 of them waddling out the gate as fast as their little legs could carry them. They jumped into a car and hi-tailed it outta there. Went round the front and the owner, Stavros Popadopolus (Looks like a greasy Danny Dyer) was furiously crossing Duck off the menu and muttering "the ****ing Ducks have had it on their toes again!!"