[Chuck]

When my mum asks who am I going on a night out with, my answers are always like these:

"Jess is definitely going, you shouldn't worry about her, she smokes crack but nothing too serious"

or

"Bruno, who's a crossdresser and usually sells E's at nightclubs but it's not like I would ever buy it, you know me, mum!"

or

"Julia, she's a singer now but spent 6 months in jail but I don't know why because I would never ask such a rude question, you raised me really well, mum!"