They are currently looking for a 6ft man in a suit, with the head of a white cat.

[Niamh.]

Originally Posted by Jesus.

They are currently looking for a 6ft man in a suit, with the head of a white cat.

I know nothing

I can't help feline that you're hiding something.

[Niamh.]

Are you pussative about that?

Just come clean, Niamh. Time to let the cat out of the bag.

[Niamh.]

If I told you the truth it would be a worldwide catastrophe

The world deserves an answer Niamh. No more paw excuses.

[Niamh.]

It's too long as tail jesus, i wouldn't know where to begin

Just tell us what you know, and stop playing cat and mouse with the truth.

[Niamh.]

I would need need to be granted immunity first with no get out claws

I think you're just taking the purrs.

Don't you need a topic in order to make terrible puns?

[Niamh.]

lol this is a dumping thread for all the terrible puns that always manage to emerge

[Niamh.]

Now it looks like you started a really weird thread haha

Like that's a new thing!

I did actually think you were offering free cum-dumpings when I saw the thread appear.

[Niamh.]

Can't believe you've changed the thread starter to me. I'll Niamher trust you again.

[Niamh.]

hahaha, I didn't change it, just when I moved the posts here, it put yours first cos it was an older post than the OP