[Ryan57]

This now makes it 31-0 to myself.

1. Negative tactics.

2. Useless team line ups.

3. Deems 89 crosses to be fine in a match.

4. 'We'll make it hard for them' before the Newcastle match. We're Manchester United, ffs.
'We aspire to be as good as City'...

5. Blows £27.5 million on an average carthorse in midfield.

6. Dithers on Thiago Alcantara then loses him.

7. Cuts off the deal for Ezequial Garay.

8. 'It's like we're playing against the referees as well'

9. 'We're 5 or 6 world class players away from winning the Champions League' Says that in September, that's really going to inspire players.

10. Sticks his cock in Rooney's arse and bows down to him, with no balls to ever sub him.

11. Takes the champions from 1st to 7th.

12. Deems the fault(s) to be everything/everyone barring his useless tactics.

13. 'I think there was a lack of mental toughness' after the Fulham game. Lack of mental toughness from players who have done something in their career won Premier League titles and Champions Leagues... as opposed to a man who's career highlight is a Division 2 title.

14. Everton improve in his absence, we go down hill. Ironic much?

15. Blows £37 million on Juan Mata when he's a player that wasn't needed and puts him on the wing. Nice move.

16. 'I think any manager would of struggled with this team, even Sir Alex'... really, David? You think Jose or Pep, two people who's tactically knowledge couldn't be written down on a postage stamp, unlike yours, would of struggled?

17. Plays Ashley Young.

18. Installing a 'high tech scouting system at Carrington which includes iPads and analytics, yet has nothing to show for it

19. Getting worse as the season goes on.

20. Trying. So much 'we'll try' yet so little trying actually occurred.

21. Outdated training methods.

22. “I wanted to give everybody a chance to play”

Wilfried Zaha, Fabio da Silva, Anderson, Nani, Shinji Kagawa, and Hernández. Gave those players all and excellent chance.

23. Thrashed by City, twice.

24. Training methods are 'how can we stop the opposition' rather than 'how can we beat the opposition'.

26. And last, but not least, diabolical football.

I shall leave the topic there as I feel David has enough on his plate without me adding to it. And you're one of the few fans he has left, so I don't want him losing any of the 7 of you.