[Shaun]

"Potato"
Beyjaysus Knowles

To be song to the tune of Halo :

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Now Eoin is filled with guilt,
My face is a grumbling frown,
He crept in, in the night,
And he took it straight from the ground,
He'd found a way to get in,
And now I want to scream and shout
He ******ing stole my Potato,
And I am angry now

My Potato's been taken,
My world has been shaken,
It's your legs that I'm breaking,
I'm going to slap you with a trout!

Everywhere I'm searching now,
I'm looking in Cheries place,
Karl, Have you seen my Potato?
I'll know if you lie to my face,
There's soil all over your floor,
Through here, did Eoin race?
Karl, he stole my Potato,
it's been gone for over a day

He stole my Potato, Potato, potato,
Where's my Potato, Potato, Potato,
He stole my Potato, Potato, potato,
Where's my Potato, Potato, Potato,
Potato, ooh, ooh

I don't care how fast you run,
This will be my hardest fight,
Can't believe you've been such a cu*t,
Hope you're inflicted with the blight,
GypsyGoth will you curse Eo-in?,
This is leaving me feel like bawling,
Travesty if he doesn't put my Potato back in the ground again,

My Potato's been taken,
My world has been shaken,
It's your legs that I'm breaking,
I'm going to slap you with a trout!

Everywhere I'm searching now,
I'm looking in Cheries place,
Karl, Have you seen my Potato?
I'll know if you lie to my face,
There's soil all over your floor,
Through here, did Eoin race?
Karl, he stole my Potato,
it's been gone for over a day

He stole my Potato, Potato, potato,
Where's my Potato, Potato, Potato,
He stole my Potato, Potato, potato,
Where's my Potato, Potato, Potato,
Potato, ooh, ooh
He stole my Potato, Potato, potato,
Where's my Potato, Potato, Potato,
He stole my Potato, Potato, potato,
Where's my Potato, Potato, Potato,
Potato, ooh, ooh
Potato, ooh, ooh
Potato, ooh, ooh, oh

Everywhere I'm searching now,
I'm looking in Cheries place,
Karl, Have you seen my Potato?
I'll know if you lie to my face,
There's soil all over your floor,
Through here, did Eoin race?
Karl, he stole my Potato,
it's been gone for over a day

He stole my Potato, Potato, potato,
Where's my Potato, Potato, Potato,
He stole my Potato, Potato, potato,
Where's my Potato, Potato, Potato,
Potato, ooh, ooh
He stole my Potato, Potato, potato,
Where's my Potato, Potato, Potato,
He stole my Potato, Potato, potato,
Where's my Potato, Potato, Potato,
Potato, ooh, ooh