[Marsh.]

"Carol's got a really, really bad cough, with germs"

"Putting toilet paper on the table where people put their feet and if someone's got something really disgusting on their feet like impetigo then we'll get it everywhere else. We'll all end up with genital herpes or something."

For some reason that's tickled me.

Chanelle crying.
BB: "Are you alright Chanelle?"
Chanelle: "I am now but when I get genital herpes from the toilet paper then you'll be really sorry and you'll have to get me loads of toilet paper then. I can't even cry because my voice sounds like a bear".