[kirklancaster]

Originally Posted by waterhog

the hog is getting a blaster
from his best peace the kirklancaster.
if i make you smile then it is returned
because upmost respect has well and truly been earned.
how close we have connected
because openly our toilet issues are not rejected.
i am starting to see you are kakerbooo
kirky baby this could be me and you.
i can not stop as i am late
thanks kirk you have made my day and its no exaggerate.
i will change and give more when i flush
kirklancaster has won me round and on his poetry i have a crush.

( have a great day mate - you made me smile no end. )

Hog - I'm truly glad that you're my mate,
'Cos the topics you raise are always great.
And you always make such sense -
Like this latest on the 30 pence.

Anyone reading you must confess
That you deserve to be FLUSH with success
But as long as you're my friend
They can say we're both ROUND THE BEND.

To me Hog you are The Man
with other poets down the PAN
I love everything you've ever writ
'Cos none of it is ever SHiT

Whenever you write there is no doubt
That you never, ever PISS about.
And your intellect has me yearning
That I'd attended a SEAT of learning.

So keep on writing and remember
On Tibb you are a valued member
If others try to criticise you
I'll make sure they meet their WATER LOO.


Take care Hog and YOU have a great day.