[Shaun]

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(Shaun A.K.A Bugsy is wheeled onto the stage on what appears to be an operating table, when in actual fact he is on a table in a psychiatric ward due to his trip to Dawlish)



Verse 1:

I suppose I should tell you, what Bugsy is thinking
You'll find him cooking goujon's whilst the rest are out drinking
Whilst the whole place wreaks of shit and he don't wanna complain
He can't wash his smeggy dick, cause' someone clogged up the drain

If I told you about Lucas, you'd go and you'd tut
After two days Turtle fucked off, clearly he'd had enough
There's bedroom fixtures to break, uh-huh, there's Trevor's to rake
And now it's time to drink till death, cause' I can't deal with this place

Bridge:

Sometimes it's hard to find the words to say
What out of ten I'd rate this holiday
Though on the outside it might seem the pits

Chorus:

It's a laugh, a laugh, a laugh out here when you're pissed
It's a laugh, when you're pissed (when you're pissed), when you're pissed
It's a laugh
It's a laugh out here when you're pissed
It's a laugh, when you're pissed (when you're pissed), when you're pissed
It's a laugh
It's a laugh out here

Verse 2:

Place surrounded by kids, did we make the wrong booking?
Purds is on a tin-ban, 'cause a pie he ain't cooking
Raph can't even use the loo, covered in urine and mold
Sick of the sight of cottage pie, Drew's straight on the Foster's Gold

Heading to Ocean's in the evening, they provide cheaper pool
A barmaid GIP who looks like Caro, Andy looks like a tool
Week's never been so good, uh-huh this is a 'must-look'
And by the time you get the sarcasm, you've already booked



Bridge:

Sometimes it's hard to find the words to say
What out of ten I'd rate this holiday
Though on the outside it might seem the pits

Chorus:

It's a laugh, a laugh, a laugh out here when you're pissed
It's a laugh, when you're pissed (when you're pissed), when you're pissed
It's a laugh
It's a laugh out here when you're pissed
It's a laugh, when you're pissed (when you're pissed), when you're pissed
It's a laugh
It's a laugh out here

When you're pissed, when you're pissed, when you're pissed, pissed, pissed (pissed)
When you're pissed, when you're pissed, smeggy dick, pissed, pissed
When you're pissed, when you're pissed, when you're pissed, pissed, pissed
When you're pissed, when you're pissed, when you're pissed, pissed, pissed



Loss of power, shit shower promise they're here to stay
Stick to the sink and a flannel, 'cause they're not going away
Loss of power, shit shower promise they're here to stay
Stick to the sink and a flannel, 'cause they're not going away

Bridge:

Sometimes it's hard to find the words to say
What out of ten I'd rate this holiday
Though on the outside it might seem the pits

Chorus:

It's a laugh, a laugh, a laugh out here when you're pissed
It's a laugh, when you're pissed (when you're pissed), when you're pissed
It's a laugh
It's a laugh out here when you're pissed
It's a laugh, when you're pissed (when you're pissed), when you're pissed
It's a laugh
It's a laugh out here

It's a laugh, when you're pissed (when you're pissed), when you're pissed
It's a laugh, a laugh out here when you're pissed
It's a laugh, when you're pissed (when you're pissed), when you're pissed
It's a laugh, a laugh out here (pissed).


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