[kirklancaster]

Originally Posted by Mokkajava

OMG Marsh and LT had better hope they live forever

(just kidding)

I know one thing Mokka - I will never applaud anyone or anything again - Not now I know it's akin to hitting yourself in the goolies with a mallet.

(Wonder if I can claim Child Benefit NOW for the 100 zillion, trillion squillion babies I have 'made with my wanking over the years and am going to have to rear in the afterlife? That will be some DSS payment )

[Mokka]

Originally Posted by kirklancaster

I know one thing Mokka - I will never applaud anyone or anything again - Not now I know it's akin to hitting yourself in the goolies with a mallet.

(Wonder if I can claim Child Benefit NOW for the 100 zillion, trillion squillion babies I have 'made with my wanking over the years and am going to have to rear in the afterlife? That will be some DSS payment )

Claim away Kirk...spent/live now cause your afterlife will find your "hands full"

[Kyle]

This is why I wear gloves people, you should know this by now it's biology 101.

Some of you need to stop making your partners mouthes pregnant too, shameful burden on our welfare system

[kirklancaster]

Originally Posted by Kyle

This is why I wear gloves people, you should know this by now it's biology 101.

Some of you need to stop making your partners mouthes pregnant too, shameful burden on our welfare system

Gives a whole new meaning to the term 'Oral Contraception'. hehe:

[Kyle]

Originally Posted by kirklancaster

Gives a whole new meaning to the term 'Oral Contraception'. hehe:

I thought an oral contraception was one of Leather Trumpets chat up lines.

[kirklancaster]

Originally Posted by Kyle

I thought an oral contraception was one of Leather Trumpets chat up lines.

that's actually really profound for 2 in the morning Kyle.

[Kyle]

Originally Posted by kirklancaster

that's actually really profound for 2 in the morning Kyle.

It's ok this is when I'm at my most active. I've already conceived a couple of children while we've been talking

[kirklancaster]

Originally Posted by Mokkajava

Claim away Kirk...spent/live now cause your afterlife will find your "hands full"

It's having my 'hands full' Mokka that's clocked up all those babies to come. (well ok then - 3" of my hands full )