[Black Dagger]

Oh I've just seen Nicole mentioned in the other thread and totally realised I've forgot to nominate her. Can I veto Kara Louise myself xxx (not really. She may have to suffer MBs wrath)

[reece(:]

Originally Posted by Daniel_

Just because someone doesn't scream and shout doesn't make them boring

Imogen

Queen Imogen is deservedly in the top 75

[Marsh.]

Imogen's a slut

[Daniel-X]

Originally Posted by reece(:

Queen Imogen is deservedly in the top 75

No that's Queen Sallie and Queen Makosi (even though I think she's pretty much guaranteed top ten if not the win)

[MB.]

182nd. Louise Cliffe (BB12)


(that Hamlet remake was doomed from the start, wasn't it? And half the results on the Google Image search I did for this were pictures of much more interesting people which kind of says everything that needs to be said. I think she must do a Beyoncé and delete any embarrassing photos of her from the Internet. Or just any photos whatsoever)

So I haven’t seen much of BB12, and I'm well overdue for a re-watch, but I’ll try to do the best that I can. From what I’ve seen/what I gather, Louise was an okay housemate but nothing particularly special (see: every single other person in the BB12 cast bar the awful ones), and she had a strange infatuation with Jay and his faecal matter to the extent that she married him (poor cow), until she realised that she’d just married Jay McKray and quickly rectified that fact. Anyway, from what I remember, Louise entered on launch night and soon got on her fellow housemates’ good sides, impressing them with her special talent of balancing dinner plates on her tits. This, as we all know, became a common trend throughout the series and she would whip out both her boobs and the fine china at any given opportunity. Sadly, this shared good mood didn’t last and a famous feud began between Louise and fellow housemate Tom, which led to her stabbing him in the throat with a rusty kitchen utensil and the brief cancellation of the series. This well-documented hiatus ended three days later after the head of Endemol UK persuaded the protestors to get down from the roof. The series then got back off to a flying start – after all, it’s hard to forget Day 37’s green tea and bukkake party – and things were on the up. Louise’s popularity both in and out of the house grew once more, with British Prime Minister David Cameron signing up to her TiBB fan club after getting his wall spammed with requests for him to join. She also managed to keep the peace much of the time despite her earlier spatula-related outburst, and as a result earned her catchy nickname “Louise Who Manages to Keep the Peace Much of the Time” that adoring fans still refer to her as to this day. Aside from the aforementioned fling with Jay, she also had romances with Harry, Heaven and Big Brother itself, which led to Maisy’s expulsion by BB for being a jealous bitch. Ah, the memories – it seems like just yesterday that we were all stanning LouiBig Brother! From this point onwards, it was more or less plain sailing for our loveable Liverpool lass who comes from Manchester, as she was so beloved now that the producers decided she was too popular for the show and gave Louise her own spin-off. Unfortunately, “Fiscal Cliffe”, her late-night programme discussing the current economic climate, tanked in the ratings and resulted in her having to return to the Big Brother house with her head in her hands and a cooking appliance in Tom O’Connell’s larynx. Even more unfortunately, this occurred three and a half weeks after the series had ended, leaving her stuck in the compound until the beginning of the next celebrity edition. During this time, she came up with a deviously clever and cunning plan which involved creating a fake celebrity persona which she could use to win the series and gain her freedom. And thus, Natalie Cassidy was born.

But like I said, I do need to re-watch BB12.

(I'm saving Kara-Louise because she's by far the superior Louise and also hasn't killed nearly as many people)

[Black Dagger]

Right will the next round be tomorrow now? Because I need sleep and cba being the last left to pick between absolute no marks.

[MB.]

(lol I've seen about five collective minutes of BB12 this should be fun)

[Pete.]

Originally Posted by Petemitch

Bex Shiner

Bex was probably one of the biggest letdowns of BB history although granted she did have her moments. However most of her highlights are dominated by her getting drunk and getting naked in the pool, throwing tantrums in the jail and burning the chips.

I have to say this won't be completely one sided because she was great in the first few weeks when her bubbly character was raw and fresh but it very quickly wore off. In Week 4 she faced eviction against Mario and stayed making her seem like the major favourite to win inside the house. This meant that the 'Bex machine' was ramped up massively. This involved more drunken activites including kissing Luke, smothering Luke and kissing someone over the divide (Kate and Spencer hew?).

She is also best known for striking up a showmance with Luke although they didn't do anything inside the house and it was mainly for the magazines afterwards as they were certainly marketable as an unlikely couple (I would have shipped freaky Darnell and Bex tbh).

Come her eviction everyone left in the Whispers club were so sure that Mohammed or Darnell was going to go over obvious fan favourite Bex. So imagine the shock when Bex Shiner is evicted with over 60% of the vote!

After the show Bex and Luke's showmance went from magazine to magazine for about a year and Bex became a porn star and shades her appearance on BBUK regularly? About as messy has her now non-existent Jedward tattoo.

I also save Makosi and give her a pass to the final

Some more attention for you Bex sis

[Jake.]

Saffia Corden
Big Brother 10 (Walked)



Remember Saffia? She became a housemate after managing to walk over (sugar) glass. Yay.

I'm honestly trying to remember what Saffia did during the eight days she was in there.. She tried it on with Kris which obviously failed and she made an enemy with (superior) housemate Sophia. I honestly can't remember what they argued about but Sophia shouting at her with 20+ pairs of sunglasses on her head in the garden was a first week highlight. Tbf Saffia did try offering an olive branch, but she left on day 8 anyway (missing the kids? was never going to last 90 days then were you dear).

I'm not going to hurt my brain any longer thinking of Saffia. She was shit.

[reece(:]

[Pete.]

Saffia robbed Sophia of her place

[EspeonBB]

Originally Posted by EspeonBB

Save Saskia
Cut Jack

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Jack McDermott (BB16)



Tbh, despite the series just finishing a few weeks ago I don't really have much to say on Jack (also I only watched bits and pieces from the post-Aisleyne weeks). I just wanted to cut someone from BB16, which is seriously an awful series and for me the worst series BBUK has had to offer to date.

Anyway I remember that Jack was a launch night fave and I despised him early on because he was so annoying with his 'Pieface' shtick, Pieface has to be the worst nickname ever created right? And he also had some weird fear of the women (apart from Chloe), like I remember when he freaked out on when Amy threw a cup at the diary room door and it was really gross, even more gross because everyone seemed to be OK with it.

Then the public started to turn on Jack like they did with other launch night favos such as Wolfy and Pauline and production were quite clearly were trying to go for a downfall storyline and I can see Emma saying during his eviction interview "you should have taken the car >" but this never happened and I was glad because production deserved to be punished for their crimes against television during BB16. I guess I was kinda rooting for him towards the end of the series but not really because I was so apathetic towards everything and just wanted it to end and be erased from our memories. Also I loved the fact Jack got buried in the edit every Friday yet he still never got evicted lol

So that's Jack! Not a very interesting person nor a very good housemate but despite hating him at the beginning he got better later on (perhaps just in comparison to Marc and Helen) and he was actually my second fave in the final lol what an awful set of finalists.

Edit: Also I forgot to mention in the beginning I hated his entitlement and the fact he acted like it was his house but in hindsight I can forgive him for this since he was told by production that he was the winner at like day 3. btw lol @ this write up becoming more about my hate for production, shows how interesting Jack is tbh.

Saving Saskia again. DON'T GRIT YOUR TEETH AT ME LIKE A DOG WOMAN!!!

Buy Cool for the Summer on iTunes

[Macie Lightfoot]

Saffia was so ****ing scrump, and as much as she missed her kids, a huge part of the reason why she quit was because Kris liked Sophie instead of her



alol I looooooove how the Sophia/Saffia rivalry carried onto Big Mouth, like when they took part in ~The Blair Bitch Project~ because Saffia was still bitching about how Sophia ruined her BB experience and how she's nasty to the core and whatnot. They were wearing white shirts and had to write what they think about each other, with negative thoughts on the back since that's in the past and positive things on the front since that's the future. Sophia wrote BITTER (and everyone thought it was going to be bitch when they saw the first three letters) and SAD on the back of Saffia and "knows how to use emotions" (the shade ) on the front, and Saffia writes EVIL on the back of Sophia and fun on the front.

All seems well until Saffia kept moping about how she doesn't want anything to come from this and Sophia just screams at her WELL WHY ARE YOU HERE YOU JUST WANTED TO BE ON TV ONE MORE TIME and Saffia called her a poisoned dwarf with little woman syndrome (?!?!?!) and then Davina asks the audience who is pro-Saffia and NOBODY speaks up and Saffia tries to tell Sophia that 91% of the vote hated her and Sophia just claps back all YOU RAN THAT'S WHY YOU'RE ALWAYS GONNA BE ALONE ALL THE BABY FATHERS ARE GONNA RUN FROM YOU

so yeah Saffia sucks, Sophia rules, we all know that.

[Daniel-X]

Ewww Saffia was awful as are most walkers

[Black Dagger]

Sophia slut dropping in front of her on big mouth will forever be iconic.

[reece(:]

Can we @ how different Saffia looks now

Spoiler:

[Black Dagger]

Bloody hell. I'd never recognise her.

[Daniel.]

What have I got to write up on icr

[Daniel.]

Here for Emma beating Jason and Victor

[Black Dagger]

Pls no.

[Marsh.]

Saffia has aged badly.

[Daniel.]

Have we had a nomination round since Lucas's one?

[Pete.]

The original clock




The Big Mouth saga was amazing as Macie outlined

[Pete.]

Originally Posted by reece(:

Can we @ how different Saffia looks now

Spoiler:

No way is that her

[reece(:]

Originally Posted by Petemitch

No way is that her

Yas it is

Spoiler: