[lostalex]

SO this is an argument i had with a friend of mine yesterday... I think only men can answer this, but maybe women experience the same thing in their restrooms, i don't know..

So we both go into the bathroom and take separate urinals... He started peeing first, but i started only like 2 seconds later. But i kept going for at least 30 seconds longer than he did, and also mine was a much louder and stronger stream. but he claims he won because he started first, i claim i won because i clearly did it for MUCH longer.

Who do you think wins, the person who starts first? or the person who goes longer?

[Jay.]

you both lose for using a public toilet

[billy123]

Neither. Its called being insecure.

[smudgie]

Just as long as you make it to the loo in time you are a winner.

[Ashley.]

Arguing about who peed the fastest? My gosh.

[Drew.]

You'll start placing bets next

[Crimson Dynamo]

who peed higher?

thats always the game i played

[Ashley.]

Originally Posted by LeatherTrumpet

who peed higher?

thats always the game i played

I bet you did, LT.

[Livia]

Sorry Alex, I don't have experience of this, it's a boy thing, I think... but it did amuse me that a thread has been made that started out as a pissing contest instead of turning into one.

[Smithy]

You can't really compare, go having scans to see who has the bigger bladder

[lostalex]

Originally Posted by Livia

Sorry Alex, I don't have experience of this, it's a boy thing, I think... but it did amuse me that a thread has been made that started out as a pissing contest instead of turning into one.

Looking at your ava of uma while reading this just worked out perfectly.

well played clever girl :P

[lostalex]

Originally Posted by Smithy

You can't really compare, go having scans to see who has the bigger bladder

I feel like the person who can maintain a strong stream for the longest time should be the winner. it's just so obvious...

[JoshBB]

i will never understand straight men

[Livia]

Originally Posted by JoshBB

i will never understand straight men

A little heterophobic there, Josh. To whom are you referring?

[lostalex]

Originally Posted by Livia

A little heterophobic there, Josh. To whom are you referring?

she thinks i'm straight

i would;t say she is heterophobic, heterosexist is a better term, because she assumes i'm straight.

[JoshBB]

Originally Posted by Livia

A little heterophobic there, Josh. To whom are you referring?

you're acting like heterophobia exists.. which it doesn't.

Originally Posted by lostalex

she thinks i'm straight

i would;t say she is heterophobic, heterosexist is a better term, because she assumes i'm straight.

I'm a guy by the way..

[Livia]

Originally Posted by lostalex

she thinks i'm straight

i would;t say she is heterophobic, heterosexist is a better term, because she assumes i'm straight.

Well, it's a nice lesson: never judge a book by its cover, right?

I bow to your greater knowledge with the heterosexist/heterophobic thing.

[Withano]

You both lose really, but if I had to answer, I'd say the only real race you can have with urine in a public toilet is a race to finish first. No other game makes sense to me.

[Livia]

Originally Posted by JoshBB

you're acting like heterophobia exists.. which it doesn't.


I'm a guy by the way..

Well, I'm sure all your years of experience makes you right.

So, who were you referring to? Is it a secret?

[Withano]

Originally Posted by JoshBB

you're acting like heterophobia exists.. which it doesn't.



I'm a guy by the way..

So heterosexist

[lostalex]

Originally Posted by JoshBB

you're acting like heterophobia exists.. which it doesn't.



I'm a guy by the way..

it's okay, i have no problem with trans folks.

[JoshBB]

Originally Posted by Livia

Well, I'm sure all your years of experience makes you right.

So, who were you referring to? Is it a secret?

I was referring to OP since it seemed like such a typical thing for a straight guy to do, but I guess they aren't straight after all just weird I guess

& pls don't even act like you know what being discriminated against because of your sexuality is like, how insulting.

[JoshBB]

Originally Posted by lostalex

it's okay, i have no problem with trans folks.

I'm cis..

[lostalex]

Originally Posted by JoshBB

I'm cis..

i understand you get to choose how you identify, so it's okay that you can identify however you want. i respect that.

[Livia]

Originally Posted by JoshBB

I was referring to OP since it seemed like such a typical thing for a straight guy to do, but I guess they aren't straight after all just weird I guess

& pls don't even act like you know what being discriminated against because of your sexuality is like, how insulting.

I am a) a Jew, and b) an intelligent woman. Please don't even try to imagine you know what discrimination I have faced... I'm not into competitions to find the biggest victim.