[kirklancaster]

Goodbye loud-mouthed bully
You ain't gonna be missed at all
You fake a confident persona
But you're just messed up and small

You're frustrated on Big Brother
That James won't be your lover
And Jail has got your mother
So you take it out on others.

And it seems to me, your kind of life
Is like pissing in the wind
You only get your own back chump
'Cos Karma is the King.

And no one's glad to have known you
'Cos of all the vile things you did
You're one Yank who will get 'yanked'
And we'll be glad you did.

You'll realise how tough CBB is,
And why you could never win
'Cos bullies can't beat courage out of others
They only beat it further in.

So goodbye abnormal queen,
We ain't gonna miss you at all.
'Cos your foghorn voice ain't our choice
And your just vile and loud and mean.