[user104658]

There is a serious issue, here.

Little known fact about humans that contain any Muslim DNA: If too many of them pack into one space for too long, a chemical reaction occurs, and the Muslims explode with devastating force. From what I've read about this camp, the Muslim density may well be reacting critical mass. If you don't think this is serious; consider this. 500 Muslims have an explosive yield roughly the same as the Hiroshima A-bomb. There are MANY TIMES MORE Muslims than this in Calais! An explosion of that magnitude could easily fracture the Earth's very crust, and the resulting release of hot liquid magma spewing out into space would act like a rocket engine, sending the entire planet hurtling towards the sun.

Source? I don't need a source. It's ****ing Christmas.