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Friday's Tasks

FIRST TASK - PART ONE

Your Uncle Johnny is getting married and your task is to find the most classy and elegant clothes and shoes for his big day. You must use the internet, and can buy new or second hand, but he must look smart in them. The problem is - you have a budget of only £300.00 and ALL the items on the list below MUST be bought.

1) Suit.
2) Shirt.
3) Tie.
4) Shoes.
5) Socks.
6) Underpants.

The Contestant whose clothes are deemed the most elegant and smart will win the maximum of 10 points for coming first.
The Second best wins 8 points.
The Third best wins 6 points.

The Winner will be exempt from Friday's eviction and all points scored by the first three are added to the scores for the second part of the task.

FIRST TASK - PART TWO

Here are a list of 5 characters and 5 quotes. The quotes have been mixed up and all you have to do is match the quote to the character who you believe REALLY said it.

These characters AND the quotes are ficticious because if we used real characters and quotes you could simply google the answers.

There are no real clues as some character names could fit several of the quotes, so it's a game of intuition to see which of you are 'on the same wavelength as me' as much as anything.

I have proofed my answers to Will so that all is above board.

The winner will be the contestant who has correctly matched the most quotes to characters.

The winner scores 10 points
The second best scores 8 points
The third best scores 6 points

Again, the Winner will be exempt from Friday's eviction and all points scored by the first three are added to the scores for the First part of the task.

Independant of the Winners of Part One and Two of the task, the contestant with the highest total of points from both tasks will also be safe from eviction.

Those NOT among the three winners WILL be up for eviction.

Any questions please ask on here.

Quote 1.:

"Now they all think I'm a pervert, because when my ship sank off the coast of Portobello, they found me in the sea clinging to the ring of an upturned bouy"

Paddy O'Daws.

Quote 2.:

"Daddy was always sweet to me, but then again he was only my Sugar daddy."

Ima Idjiut.

Quote 3. :

"When I was on active serviced in the Army, I was responsible for a Tibbie being killed in action by 'friendly fire', because I told all my lads to 'Fire at Will."

Billy Boner.

Quote 4.:

"I lost my job when I scalded a patient's penis, but it wasn't my fault. I didn't hear the doctor correctly when he said "Prick his boil"

Ron D'Valli

Quote 5. :

"I'm fecking sick of being unemployed so I'm moving to a place called 'Jeopardy' because I read in the paper that 5,000 jobs are in jeopardy".

Candy Floss.

Think and concentrate - I'm projecting the answers to you.

Good Luck and See You All Tonight at 8pm.