[Johnnyuk123]

FIRST TASK PART ONE...

1) Suit.£59

http://bit.ly/1X8fdLH

2) Shirt.£12

http://bit.ly/1R9KM7v

3) Tie.£5

http://bit.ly/1UQwp6Y

4) Shoes.£69
http://bit.ly/20wLNwk

5) Socks.£9

http://bit.ly/1X8fj5T

6) Underpants. £15

http://bit.ly/1K2HzoI


Total £169


FIRST TASK PART TWO...

Quote 1.:

"Now they all think I'm a pervert, because when my ship sank off the coast of Portobello,
they found me in the sea clinging to the ring of an upturned bouy"

Billy Boner

Quote 2.:

"Daddy was always sweet to me, but then again he was only my Sugar daddy."

Candy Floss

Quote 3.

"When I was on active serviced in the Army, I was responsible for a Tibbie being killed
in action by 'friendly fire', because I told all my lads to 'Fire at Will."

Ron D'Valli

Quote 4.:

"I lost my job when I scalded a patient's penis, but it wasn't my fault. I didn't
hear the doctor correctly when he said "Prick his boil"

Paddy O'Daws

Quote 5. :

"I'm fecking sick of being unemployed so I'm moving to a place called 'Jeopardy'
because I read in the paper that 5,000 jobs are in jeopardy".

Ima Idjiut