[Alf]

How very dare you?
I've never been so insulted
What on Earth are you insinuating?
Who Dear? Me Dear? Gay Dear? No Dear?
Just because a man is partial to an evening of musical theatre and doesn't shy away from a chest wax, you assume I like my shopping dropped off round the back? How very dare you?

[ArgyESC]

Originally Posted by Alf

How very dare you?
I've never been so insulted
What on Earth are you insinuating?
Who Dear? Me Dear? Gay Dear? No Dear?
Just because a man is partial to an evening of musical theatre and doesn't shy away from a chest wax, you assume I like my shopping dropped off round the back? How very dare you?

Relax, sweetie! It's not even an insult

[Alf]

Originally Posted by ESCArgy

Relax, sweetie! It's not even an insult

Am I bovverd?
Am I bovverd though?
Does this face look bovverd?
Face bovverd?
Gay bovverd?
Straight bovverd?

I'M NOT BOVVERD!

[Ashley.]

Originally Posted by Alf

How very dare you?
I've never been so insulted
What on Earth are you insinuating?
Who Dear? Me Dear? Gay Dear? No Dear?
Just because a man is partial to an evening of musical theatre and doesn't shy away from a chest wax, you assume I like my shopping dropped off round the back? How very dare you?