[SuperV]

Kirklancaster is the winner of Season 1!

[Pete.]

Shocked that Caprimint is male

[kirklancaster]

Originally Posted by Pete.

Shocked that Caprimint is male

She's not Pete.

[Mokka]

Kirklancaster lives in South Yorkshire, When we asked him if he could win he replied with; I am super intelligent, extensively well read, superbly educated, very handsome, in great physical shape, am extremely blessed in the 'manhood' department, am a gifted raconteur, have a razor sharp wit which Oscar Wilde would envy, am very romantic, and am exceedingly modest.

You check all the boxes Kirk
Mrs. Kirklancaster is a lucky lady

[Mokka]

at Will's bio too

Have fun guys !!!

[kirklancaster]

Originally Posted by Mokka

You check all the boxes Kirk
Mrs. Kirklancaster is a lucky lady

Aww Thank you Mokka, you are so genuinely sweet and kind.

You do know though, that I jest above - I am really a sad old wrinkly geriatric who is balding, fat, and walks with a stutter and talks with a limp.

Oh - and I only have one tooth - growing out of my forehead.

My stomach is so enormous I had to stop playing golf, because if I put the ball where I could reach it I couldn't see it, and if I put it where I could see it, I couldn't reach it.

I have the same trouble fumbling beneath my gut trying to find my weenie little widgie at pee pee time. It got so bad, that I have had Braille Dots tattooed on it.

And I'm not fit at all now.

I've had to pack in Shadow Boxing, because the Shadow keeps beating me.

I am an abject failure at attracting women, and always was.

I was so lonely before I kidnapped my wife from the Blind School, that I tried to chat up a 42 stone 70 year old Mexican lady at a 'Lonely Hearts Supper For The Desperate' and girl, was she ugly.

I smoothed up to her as suave as I could manage in my corduroy three piece suit, and said; "Hi, I'm Don Juan, and I'd like to date you". She took one look at me and replied: "And I'm Conchita, and I Don Juan't to" then fled.

Apart from all that, I'm still the dashing young stud muffin I never was.

[Mokka]

I love me a corduroy three piece suit

[kirklancaster]

Originally Posted by Mokka

I love me a corduroy three piece suit

Mine's got a double breasted jacket and short trousers with 3" turn ups.

[Mokka]

Originally Posted by kirklancaster

Mine's got a double breasted jacket and short trousers with 3" turn ups.

Hot

[kirklancaster]

Originally Posted by Mokka

Hot

If I send you a photo of me as I am now, do you promise to keep it private?

[Mokka]

Originally Posted by kirklancaster

If I send you a photo of me as I am now, do you promise to keep it private?

Lol... I have always kept the photos sent to me private.

[Nicky91]

and what do you guys think of me as a housemate

[Amy Jade]

Team Nicky

[Denver]

ive never won a game before so i very much plan to win this one

[Nicky91]

Originally Posted by Amy Jade

Team Nicky

omg, Amy rooting for me

[Cal.]

Nicky is my winner.

[Bigbrotheer16]

Hello everyone!

[SuperV]

[Will.]

Originally Posted by Adam.

ive never won a game before so i very much plan to win this one

You won the Bachelor Hun.

[Jamie89]

Good luck both of you

I don't understand the 'you have 20 votes' thing in the op?

[Nicky91]

thank you Jamie

[kirklancaster]

Originally Posted by Jamie89

Good luck both of you

I don't understand the 'you have 20 votes' thing in the op?

You can use any number from 1 to all 20 depending upon how much you hate the one you want gone.

Just kidding Jamie - I don't understand that bit either.

[Jamie89]

Originally Posted by kirklancaster

You can use any number from 1 to all 20 depending upon how much you hate the one you want gone.

Just kidding Jamie - I don't understand that bit either.

Ooh the power



I'll see if Super explains it when she comes on

[Morgan.]

Originally Posted by Jamie89

Ooh the power



I'll see if Super explains it when she comes on

(I think Super is male!)

I think is what he means is you could use 10 votes on Nicky, and 10 on Caprimint, a little bit like on TXF and BGT where you get 5 votes to spread - just here it's 20.

[kirklancaster]

Originally Posted by ProfessorSmooth

(I think Super is male!)

I think is what he means is you could use 10 votes on Nicky, and 10 on Caprimint, a little bit like on TXF and BGT where you get 5 votes to spread - just here it's 20.

Bit pointless though - isn't it? You leave the status quo completely the same as before?