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Safe to say that I am too gutted about this next cut to even speak, although I happen to have still been able to put together a nifty little write-up:

#17



Points: 134

The Debbie Wanner Experience truly is something that cannot be described in words alone. But because I don’t want to slow down this forum’s bandwidth speed any further, I’m just going to have to try. And where do we start? Is it with her many, many jobs, be it a waitress, a juggler, a part-time model (something which I wouldn’t be convinced that she hadn’t made up just to try and bed Nick if it weren’t for the… photographic evidence), a chemist (a job for which she was indicted by the US federal government after falsifying test results) (!!!), a civil air patrol captain, a caretaker to nuns or Joe Del Campo’s night nurse? Is it the fact that everyone on her original tribe clearly hated her and yet she still outlasted half of them? Is it that she swiftly dismissed the show’s medical team and diagnosed herself with heatstroke in the holocaust that was the episode four reward challenge? Is it the fact that she told her tribe to keep an eye out for Michele in case she went and drowned herself? Is it that her pre-show press photos feature herself wearing a bikini with a massive tiger’s face on it, and that she no doubt considers this to be the height of fashion? Is it the fact that, after the show, she guest-starred in The Bold and the Beautiful for literally no reason? Is it the fact that she tanked her own game by randomly deciding to trust Julia, who she had barely been aligned with up to that point? Is it the fact that she’s been chosen to play in Game Changers despite changing the game in no way? Or, indeed, reader, is it all of the above? Oh would you look at that, we’ve ran out of time. See you next time, kids!