[Jason.]

Originally Posted by A Charlie Doherty Christmas

The fact she's a millionaire now and well on her way to becoming this generation's Katie Price

Not millionaire when TOWIE stars only get paid like £20 an episode

[MB.]

The last man standing falls (hopefully not onto his willy, that's the moneymaker)...

#19



Points: 120

Highest from I'm a Celebrity... Get Me Out of Here!

♫No penis (no more penis in my life)
No one's gonna make me hurt again♫

I was going to say that I hoped the last male standing would at least be someone a bit fit, like Ken or Rohan, but then I remembered that Joel fits that role rather well. As you were. Most of us, if we knew Joel Dommett at all, knew him not so much for his comedy prowess but for the dick pix which we were leaked mere weeks before he went into the jungle. Or, rather, he went into the jungle as a result of his dick pix being leaked mere weeks before. Is my guess, at least. And for somebody whose lasting memory in the eye of the public was the sight of him jerking off to a webcam, his stint on the show actually turned out quite well! I doubt he’ll be selling out the O2, unless it’s a live show featuring lots of… the thing that made him famous in the first place (never underestimate the power of thirsty gays to sell tickets), but he gave amusing soundbites, provided a few lighthearted moments to what would otherwise be the blandest thing since Jamie Oliver made paella, and actually had his own little storyline of self-growth, and I don’t just mean in his pants. On top of all that, it turned out he was really effing ripped, which was most certainly a turn-up for the books. It’ll be all that exercise he’s been getting on his forearm, I’m sure. Ahem.

[Jason.]

Joel

He should've won (IAC that is, not this lol)

[Daniel-X]

Joel is a ****ing GROSS man and he has a ****ing cheek thinking he can place higher than My Zaz

[Jason.]

We all know Zaz really won so it's fine

[MB.]

#18



Points: 130

For somebody the general viewership had never heard of before (they may as well have dragged any middle-aged woman off the streets of Staten Island, and to this day I’m still not convinced that they didn’t), Renee did surprisingly well in the hell that was the Celebrity Big Brother 18 house, and her ascent to third place was one of the few positive moments in that nightmarish endgame. Although I was familiar with Mob Wives as a show beforehand, my first experience of Renee Graziano came with those paparazzi pictures of her falling all over London whilst gripping onto BB13’s Arron Lowe for dear life, the sheer randomness of which gave me hope that Renee would be a quality housemate – and if not, that she’d just fall either up or down the stairs a few times a la Heaven and give us all a cheap laugh (and her £250 off You’ve Been Framed) in the process. Thankfully, she turned out to be incredibly righteous, teaming up with Aubrey to try and grind down Bear as much as humanly possible. Ultimately, she didn’t succeed… I think… but it’s the thought that counts, right?

[Cal.]

Originally Posted by Black Xmas

Not millionaire when TOWIE stars only get paid like £20 an episode

Babes she brought a mansion last week and I'm NOT joking.

[Mitchell]

King Joel

[Jason.]

I gave up on CBB18 before I had the chance to really see Renee at her peak

[MB.]

(sorry, I'm aware that this is pushing midnight. I'll try and get Sherrie Hewson's winning entry up by-wait, what do you mean that was last year?)

[Cal.]

Gone off her since but I ADORED her during summer 2016 so well done Renee

[Jason.]

Originally Posted by A Charlie Doherty Christmas

Babes she brought a mansion last week and I'm NOT joking.

Icon

[MB.]

Safe to say that I am too gutted about this next cut to even speak, although I happen to have still been able to put together a nifty little write-up:

#17



Points: 134

The Debbie Wanner Experience truly is something that cannot be described in words alone. But because I don’t want to slow down this forum’s bandwidth speed any further, I’m just going to have to try. And where do we start? Is it with her many, many jobs, be it a waitress, a juggler, a part-time model (something which I wouldn’t be convinced that she hadn’t made up just to try and bed Nick if it weren’t for the… photographic evidence), a chemist (a job for which she was indicted by the US federal government after falsifying test results) (!!!), a civil air patrol captain, a caretaker to nuns or Joe Del Campo’s night nurse? Is it the fact that everyone on her original tribe clearly hated her and yet she still outlasted half of them? Is it that she swiftly dismissed the show’s medical team and diagnosed herself with heatstroke in the holocaust that was the episode four reward challenge? Is it the fact that she told her tribe to keep an eye out for Michele in case she went and drowned herself? Is it that her pre-show press photos feature herself wearing a bikini with a massive tiger’s face on it, and that she no doubt considers this to be the height of fashion? Is it the fact that, after the show, she guest-starred in The Bold and the Beautiful for literally no reason? Is it the fact that she tanked her own game by randomly deciding to trust Julia, who she had barely been aligned with up to that point? Is it the fact that she’s been chosen to play in Game Changers despite changing the game in no way? Or, indeed, reader, is it all of the above? Oh would you look at that, we’ve ran out of time. See you next time, kids!

[Daniel-X]

Renee was kind of ****ing wank when I think about it.

[Jason.]

Originally Posted by Stephangel Davis

Renee was kind of ****ing wank when I think about it.

I didn't miss much then

[Daniel-X]

Originally Posted by Black Xmas

I didn't miss much then

Not at all, and I don't care for all this 'she SLAYED Bear' myth. She hated him because he wouldn't sleep with her.

[MB.]

y'all sleeping on Miss Debbie smh

#16



Points: 140

Loveita may not have lasted very long in Big Brother Canada, but my god did she get a lot done. Let’s break it down: she began by winning HoH, which I’m sure she soon regretted once the house flipped on her, leaving her with a mortal enemy in Kelsey, who she’d nominated in the intention of getting out the way very quickly. Once Kelsey’s side of the house took power, she was the first to be targetted, up against randomer Sharry. Who goes? You guessed it. Sharry. Apparently she was a threat to win? *shrug* Fuelled by this near-defeat, Loveita went on to win HoH once again, and decided to take out the power playe-oh no wait she went after Cassandra and Christine, specifically targetting the former. My mistake. This being BBCan4, a season in which nothing which happened was allowed to make an iota of sense, Christine went next, and despite this setback, Loveita seemed to have got herself into a pretty good position within the house. This was solidified when Kelsey was booted next in a near-unanimous vote. And then? She gets blindsided in a double eviction. Oops! Again, this being BBCan4, this turned out to be some strange remake of The Odd Couple, as Kelsey and Loveita were forced to live together in a secret house for a week/until the main house decided they could cope with having one of them back. With Loveita having coached Kelsey on how to play a game which made any kind of sense, as if she’d know what that was like, her protégée spread her wings and flew back into the house, whilst Loveita had to settle for fifth boot, thus shaping the remainder of the season in terms of who would hold the power. Hey, at least she beat Dallas. Remember Dallas? No, me neither.

[Calderyon]

Ergh. Love-It-a gone already. Not good.

[Cal.]

Loveita Always felt she would win so it was very disappointing to see her go in week 5.

[Jason.]

Loveita

I really should go back and finish BBCan4 sometime.

[Pete.]

Originally Posted by Stephangel Davis

Renee was kind of ****ing wank when I think about it.

Originally Posted by Black Xmas

I didn't miss much then

Originally Posted by Stephangel Davis

Not at all, and I don't care for all this 'she SLAYED Bear' myth. She hated him because he wouldn't sleep with her.

NOPE Renee was basically the only one to speak for the common, moral viewer who was sick of Bear, rightfully making 3rd for being the anti-Bear vote

CBB18 would have been trash without her

[MB.]

#15



Points: 144

Every night in my dreams
I see you, I feel you,
That is how I know you go on

Far across the distance
And spaces between us
You have come to show you go on

Near, far, wherever you are
I believe that the heart does go on
Once more you open the door
And you're here in my heart
And my heart will go on and on

Love can touch us one time
And last for a lifetime
And never let go till we're gone

Love was when I loved you
One true time I hold to
In my life we'll always go on

Near, far, wherever you are
I believe that the heart does go on
Once more you open the door
And you're here in my heart
And my heart will go on and on

You're here, there's nothing I fear,
And I know that my heart will go on
We'll stay forever this way
You are safe in my heart
And my heart will go on and on
Oooooooooooh

-Evelyn Ellis, with her tits flapping about in the wind, June 2016.

[Daniel-X]

LOVEITA

I should've finished BBCan4 but I guess i got to see The Loveita Adams Experience

[Daniel-X]

Originally Posted by Holy Spearit

NOPE Renee was basically the only one to speak for the common, moral viewer who was sick of Bear, rightfully making 3rd for being the anti-Bear vote

Oh you really did just try and shade Miss Aubrey? She did tackling Bear way better and dint just dislike Bear because he wouldn't climb in bed with her! *raises her eyebrow*

[Cal.]

I realise no one wants a running commentary of my opinions on everyone but Evelyn was never a particular favourite of mine, although I'm glad she came into her own in the last few weeks (the last few weeks could count for the whole series mind since it was like 2 days long) and clocked the self righteousness Alex and Jackson had from Day 1.