[jaxie]

I have a nephew who drives his mother crazy leaving the toilet seat up. When she complains he will say things like if men and women are equal a woman is as capable of putting it down as he is. It almost has become a rebellious game with him but I have noticed he also leaves the seat up when visiting me. His mum is really worried this is becoming the norm and that people he visits will think him badly mannered and rude. He's a young adult so not a child really.

Anyone have any thoughts about the toilet seat or advice for his mum?

[Northern Monkey]

If anyone complains about it being up i usually leave it down and piss on it

[Babayaro.]

Originally Posted by Northern Monkey

If anyone complains about it being up i usually leave it down and piss on it

Bit weird that

[Marsh.]

Originally Posted by jaxie

When she complains he will say things like if men and women are equal a woman is as capable of putting it down as he is.

Except, if he's the only one lifting it up, he should put it back down afterwards.

[Marsh.]

Originally Posted by Northern Monkey

If anyone complains about it being up i usually leave it down and piss on it

Do you treat your women like that?

[Northern Monkey]

Originally Posted by Marsh.

Do you treat your women like that?

What piss on em?

Only if they really really want me to

[Northern Monkey]

Originally Posted by Marsh.

Except, if he's the only one lifting it up, he should put it back down afterwards.

So would that rule of thumb be the same in my gaff with three males and only one female?

[ebandit]

.................gotta get me a proper pub type urinal....................

..........complete with tab end floaters

Mark L

[Kizzy]

It this the level of serious debates now?

[ebandit]

..............over to general chat........in........................

Mark L

[Marsh.]

Originally Posted by Northern Monkey

So would that rule of thumb be the same in my gaff with three males and only one female?

What? That people tidy and clean up after themselves? Yeah. Not sure what the gender numbers has to do with it.

You use something? You leave it as you found it when you're finished. A fairly simple thing.

[Northern Monkey]

Originally Posted by Marsh.

What? That people tidy and clean up after themselves? Yeah. Not sure what the gender numbers has to do with it.

You use something? You leave it as you found it when you're finished. A fairly simple thing.

Right so if my misses finds the seat up she should put it back up when she's finished?I'll tell her

[Marsh.]

Originally Posted by Northern Monkey

Right so if my misses finds the seat up she should put it back up when she's finished?I'll tell her

But she won't find it up if the three males are putting it down after themselves.

[Northern Monkey]

Originally Posted by Marsh.

But she won't find it up if the three males are putting it down after themselves.

Or three males won't find it down if she puts it back up after herself....

[Marsh.]

Originally Posted by Northern Monkey

Or three males won't find it down if she puts it back up after herself....

But down is it's natural position.

Otherwise you'd have to put it down yourself for a poo.

[Shaun]

not sure Serious Debates & News Stories is strong and stable enough to deal with a subject this heavy and contentious.

[Tozzie]

Originally Posted by Marsh.

But down is it's natural position.

Otherwise you'd have to put it down yourself for a poo.

This.

[Northern Monkey]

Originally Posted by Marsh.

But down is it's natural position.

Otherwise you'd have to put it down yourself for a poo.

Down is only the natural position after a poo.Not after a wee.Suppose three males go for a wee before the female.No pooing is needed at this time.Then up is the natural position.
The natural position is the position it spends most of its time.More wees are needed than poos so in my gaff UP is the natural position.

[Marsh.]

Originally Posted by Northern Monkey

Down is only the natural position after a poo.Not after a wee.Suppose three males go for a wee before the female.No pooing is needed at this time.Then up is the natural position.
The natural position is the position it spends most of its time.More wees are needed than poos so in my gaff UP is the natural position.

You can't make such an accurate assumption about anyone's bowel movements on any given day?

What if she rushes up there with diarrhoea, you're costing her precious seconds that may result in brown knickers.

[Niamh.]

I grew up in a house with 3 brothers and a dad so it was automatic to put the seat down when I went in the loo

[Northern Monkey]

Originally Posted by Marsh.

You can't make such an accurate assumption about anyone's bowel movements on any given day?

What if she rushes up there with diarrhoea, you're costing her precious seconds that may result in brown knickers.

You win

[Tozzie]

Originally Posted by Marsh.

You can't make such an accurate assumption about anyone's bowel movements on any given day?

What if she rushes up there with diarrhoea, you're costing her precious seconds that may result in brown knickers.

[Marsh.]

Originally Posted by Northern Monkey

You win

Your girlfriend can thank me for saving her underwear.

[Kazanne]

Originally Posted by Marsh.

What? That people tidy and clean up after themselves? Yeah. Not sure what the gender numbers has to do with it.

You use something? You leave it as you found it when you're finished. A fairly simple thing.

You tell em Marsh. those pesky peasants.

[smudgie]

Ok.
I find if you take the seat off (especially midwinter) it does the trick.
Those little..and not so little botties on the cold loo has them begging for the seat back and promising to put it down after them.