[Mystic Mock]

A girl goes out on a date with an Irish man named Kieran O'Driscoll, they enjoyed their time together on their dates so much that they decided to meet each others parents. When it got around to the girl meeting Kieran's parents she was surprised at how big his family appeared to be, there was 10 Brothers and 5 Sisters, 6 Cousins. The Brothers are called Seamus, Shaun, Patrick, Niall, Liam, Darragh, Patrick, Aedan, Bierre, and Connor. The Sisters are called Barbara, Patricia, Aghadreena, Aghamora, and Ailin. The Cousins surnames are O'Hara, O'Paul, O'Donnahue, O'Kebab, O'Riley, and O'Shush. When the girl asked how many people are actually in the family, the Dad replied with "there are thirty tree of us." And the girl was confused so the Dad repeated himself again, and the girl still looked confused, the Dad called her "cyushe." "And the girl took such offense at thinking that she'd been called a douche that she moved back to her hometown in Wales called Bridgend and bought herself a Sheep.

The end.