[Epic.]

I legitimately did not know you were on your phone hghghghghg

[Cal.]

Originally Posted by Jason.

I save Saskia because hers are real.

Glen 'Spiral' Coroner

The trend of having a revolving door of housemates that would soon become standard in the later C4 years first started in BB7 and it gave us Spiral, as a result, who ****ing sucked. He was an aggressive bitch who would throw his toys out of the pram whenever things didn't go his way, for example, that time he randomly flipped out at Nikki just because Aisleyne refused to snog him during a game of spin the bottle. I mean I didn't really care for Nikki all that much in her BB7 stint, but you know you're in the wrong when you make me sympathise with a lunatic that cries whenever the room is too cold.

Spiral is mostly remembered for his weird relationship obsession with Aisleyne where he'd make these cringy raps like how she has an ass like a loaf of bread or how he'd do...everyting to her. But it did give us this underrated gem of a moment, where he one time told her that she was disrespecting herself for dressing too provocatively and she just stared him down and was like "...are you sure? are you sure about that statement, babes. Because I don't think you are." However, the main turning point was during the Prison Task where he just raged at Aisleyne for reasons I don't remember because it's Spiral and it's been like...what, 3 years since I re-watched BB7 but he truly was a bellend and he rightfully got evicted like a day later alongside the equally irrelevant and annoying Michael. He continued to be an even bigger prick outside the house, like when he was on Big Mouth with all the other evictees during the return twist and his campaign was something like "vote me back in so I can drag Aisleyne out of the house" while lapping up the anti-Aisleyne crowd, as if he'd be sat there if Aisleyne didn't save him over Jonathan in the first place, the tramp.

Oh and I didn't know where to mention this, but I really wanted to, and it's more of a Susie thing, but her obvious disdain for Spiral, where she'd look down on him just like the rest of us (ugh, relatable queen) was sf hilarious. <333

When he tackled Aisleyne whilst he was naked gave me creepy vibes

[Epic.]

Idk I can't stand Spiral either but it was hilarious to see him constantly fail at things and be the butt of the cast they ripped apart daily. Even Pete did it once or twice

[Epic.]

Laura McAdam



I kind of feel a little bad cutting Laura this early. Ok yeah she debuted in like Week 7 and was only there half a week But still, anyone with such magnificent taste in friends as Ben Duncan deserves to be in a bit longer. But sadly these noms give me no other proper choice. Plus she might end up floating like a couple of bores end up doing.

Laura was a pretty cute background character. A third wheel to Ben/Mario, someone who dished out to Josie immediately upon entering about what John James is like in the diary room , and her pretty funny walk that sparked the epitome of indifference by her housemates. So all in all she was a pretty good supporting character for what it was worth.

But then I have to remember how she was put in the house. The house having to PICK which 3 intruders would enter was never one of my favorite twists, let alone one in a series that was so twist-heavy as BB11. The point of the word "intruders" is to go against what the house dynamic is. And idk I thought there were way better choices than Laura and bloody JJ (who I firmly hope is cut swiftly within the next few rounds), and it was just so pointless too considering she became the 342424242556th walker of BB11. Anyway I kinda liked her even though she was a little boring and under regular circumstances I wouldn't cut her this soon. But that one pretty big problem is why I have to regretfully do this.

[Shaun]

Right I'm home, will try and update everything now

Reece is taking too long so can be replaced tbh, there's 4 on reserve so whoever replies first with:
- A little paragraph on why Cameron should've been axed
- And a decision on whether to eliminate Louise or Aden from BB12 (along with a reason for that too)

can join the game

[Macie Lightfoot]

my write up is coming today so Daniel-X *BETTER* not try to rudely replace me again, I'll tell ya that...x

[Shaun]

I love lies!

[Jake.]

axe ha!

[Daniel-X]

I'll do the Cameron write up.

Axe Aden, save LouLou.

[Cal.]

Originally Posted by Daniel-X

I'll do the Cameron write up.

Axe Aden, save LouLou.

Oh hi queen of the rankdown.

[Daniel-X]

Cameron Stout (I feel like this is his name maybe it's not idk it just sounds right):



I actually know very little about him, what I do know of him is that he's the winner of BB4 and this was consequently because he was involved in the first foreign exchange in the BBUK world, apparently he was gross and him and his clique were like sooooooo extra so he can get his ass outta here. Plus he kinda looks like he smells of cheap tobacco and stale oil from a fat fryer. No thanks.

[Cal.]

CAHHHH

[RileyH]

[Epic.]

this isn't 100 words

[Babayaro.]

Axing someone based on their looks. Disgusting.

[Daniel-X]

Originally Posted by Babayaro.

Axing someone based on their looks. Disgusting.

It wasn't me who axed him but w/e

[Daniel-X]

Plus your Dennis write up was essentially you just slating his looks so check urself first

[Daniel-X]

Aden Theobald:



It's been six years since I watched BB12, so I can't really remember much it doesn't help that it's possibly one of the dullest series of any TV show ever. However, I can remember bits of Aden. He was like a wannabe Dappy and represented the chav culture back in 2011, he seems like someone who only had N-Dubz songs on his iPod shuffle and walked round singing 'I Will Never Leave Ya' by Tinchy Stryder and Amelle Berrabah at the top of his lungs.

He was pretty boring, punched above his weight with the rather striking Rebeckah (an underrated goddess tbf) and then proceeded to ignore her in a task when she returned. Yeah he actually ignored Rebeckah who could do way way way way better than him. However, he still survived over Heaven which is ridiculous and repulsive but he got evicted two weeks later and was never spoke of again so alls well that ends well.

[Shaun]

Thank you hun reece(: consider yourself replaced! Now if anyone else wants to come in and replace Macie with a Kimberly Kisselovich diss, that'd be lovely too! (I believe I asked RileyHollyoaks, but also Underscore/Jamie/Espeon would be lovely)

[Babayaro.]

Originally Posted by Daniel-X

It wasn't me who axed him but w/e

Originally Posted by Daniel-X

Plus your Dennis write up was essentially you just slating his looks so check urself first

'Twas a joke.

[Macie Lightfoot]

280. Kimberly "Kisselovich" (BB15 - 11th Place)



yikes! I'm actually surprised that I'm cutting Kimberly this early but alas, I cannot pass on the opportunity to **** on her. Remember the early weeks of BB15 where SHE was going to be the next Third Place Goddess? When she was rational and neutral but still a force for good? When she was actually intriguing with her Playboy model status but impressive education, to the point where when Helen was revealing her prostitution past to Ash we heard Kimberly in the background describing her favorite poem (still dying to know what it is)? Well, unfortunately, the old Kimberly can't come to the phone right now. Why? Oh, 'cause she's DEAD.

What is there to even say about the downward spiral of Kimberly? Like, after a toxic relationship full of emotional abuse and passive-aggressive clinginess and gross sexcapades, a possible ectopic pregnancy that pulled her from the game literally one day after ****ing DANIELLE was evicted, and group plastic surgery abroad (?!?!?!), I think the whole Steven and Kimberly thing is well-documented. Maybe more so on Steven's part because he's a ****ing abhorrent creature, but we all know how sad it was for Kimberly to low herself to that and pretty much become a mail-order bride slash indentured servant to the Goode family. Alpha became beta, strong independent women became trapped in manipulative quicksand and emotional blackmail, and it became super easy to forget that she had any redeeming qualities in the first place. Poor Kim, indeed.

[Shaun]

Right, Round 4 is finally complete it is now Daniel-X's turn to nominate.

The OP is updated with all housemate lineup pics and the greyed-out eliminees.

[Shaun]

Daniel-X's nominations are as follows...




Alexandra (BB9) - Andrew (BB18) - Ashleigh (BB15) - Brian (BB8) - Chloe (BB16) - David (BB10) - Derek (BB6) - Harriet (BB16) - Hughie (BB17)
Jackie (BB14) - Jackson (BB17) - Lateysha (BB17) - Lisa (BB10) - Michael (BB9) - PJ (BB3) - Ryan (BB17) - Sam (BB11) - Steve (BB11)

Everyone... get saving and eliminating... NOW!

[Shaun]

I saved Derek and gave him a final pass because he shouldn't even be a name floating around in the 4th set of nominations you BIZARRE BUNCH.

274th: Harriet Jackson (BB16)


I actually can't remember many reasons why I didn't like Harriet at the beginning of BB16... hell, given the other disasters that happened during 4in4out, I may have even preferred her to the ones that were to come (Sam and Simon aside, of course!) She confessed to voting for UKIP in her VT whilst laughing about how she cooks roast dinners from time to time, and maybe that might be why I disliked her... not a lot of depth darling. She got told off for encouraging Aaron's harrassment of Joel, she had a row with Danny over being told to shut up... and yeah, whilst definitely one of the more "Channel 4" housemates of recent years, she didn't quite have a memorable moment in the same sense that, say, Simone, Jayne or other recent BB messes have had.

[Jake.]

Save Ashleigh cut Steve