[Jason.]

Save Charlie because...do I need an explanation for this one?

Danny Wisker

So Danny was cast as the "essential" showmance fodder (see: Luke S, Winston, Alex *insert every other straight white male here*) and he played that role well with what...his dull nomance with Sarah that nobody cared about, which was thankfully nipped in the bud when Sarah was evicted in the most ordinary fashion of "yeah, we'll just get rid of the girl!" (lol never change GBP.) Anyway, Danny was just really boring and he wasn't even an inoffensive bore, he was just a nuisance to three of my five senses. I'm sure he has a tiny following on here in an enemy of my enemy is my friend sort of way, when he stood up to Marc (who's equally as terrible so I have no idea why we're expected to pick a side) but Danny was just an aggressive arsehole who always tried to play the hero by standing up to someone who was just as awful as he was and it was so goddamn tiring, at least be entertaining and righteous with it, instead of you know...throwing a few pizza boxes and sandwiches in rage. And of course we had to put up with him until the end because the moronic voters couldn't vote him out during #4IN4OUT, if only Sarah didn't defend sexual assault like ten minutes before the lines closed smfh.

[Epic.]

Originally Posted by Jason.

Save Charlie, cut Danny

Phew.

[Jason.]

Originally Posted by Jason.

Save Charlie because...do I need an explanation for this one?

Danny Wisker

So Danny was cast as the "essential" showmance fodder (see: Luke S, Winston, Alex *insert every other straight white male here*) and he played that role well with what...his dull nomance with Sarah that nobody cared about, which was thankfully nipped in the bud when Sarah was evicted in the most ordinary fashion of "yeah, we'll just get rid of the girl!" (lol never change GBP.) Anyway, Danny was just really boring and he wasn't even an inoffensive bore, he was just a nuisance to three of my five senses. I'm sure he has a tiny following on here in an enemy of my enemy is my friend sort of way, when he stood up to Marc (who's equally as terrible so I have no idea why we're expected to pick a side) but Danny was just an aggressive arsehole who always tried to play the hero by standing up to someone who was just as awful as he was and it was so goddamn tiring, at least be entertaining and righteous with it, instead of you know...throwing a few pizza boxes and sandwiches in rage. And of course we had to put up with him until the end because the moronic voters couldn't vote him out during #4IN4OUT, if only Sarah didn't defend sexual assault like ten minutes before the lines closed smfh.

[Macie Lightfoot]

225. Spencer Smith (BB3 - 9th Place)



So yeah, like I said earlier, for the series ~eez fit innit~ Spencer was NOT hot. Not at all. Not only was he not ~visually~ appealing, but it was also a subplot that he smelled really bad and was just not clean at all. But somehow he was a hottie and a key contender to win?!?!??!?! 2002 was a weird time.

It's not like he was even gross and annoying (which surely would've made me like him more, but he would've been more notable), he was just gross and boring. Whatever, thankfully ALEX SIBLEY saved the season by narrowly destroying first Alison and then Spencer in suuuuuuuper close evictions that might have even saved the franchise because could you imagine BBUK still going (I almost put going strong but... lol) in 2017 if we had an endgame of Kate and Jonny AND Spencer AND Alison?!?!?! I can only watch "act out as many sexual positions as you can in 30 seconds" so many times.